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A 'near death' experience!
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Today, I was almost killed, murdered, annihilated - whatever you want to call it.
Actually, during art class, this classmate tried to unsheathe a knife from its case. However, because the person he is, he decides to hold the case and wack it back and forth to get it out of the case. Now, what happens is that the knife actually flies out of the case at an incredible speed. It flies, tip facing forward, across the entire classroom and hits the wall. Now, the sound is hard to explain - almost like in a movie. Everyone is left breathless, really scared to death! After a few seconds of complete silence, hell breaks loose.
The teacher had to stand for about 2 minutes to get the knife out of the wall.
That's just fucking insane! It almost hit me and my other classmates. How would he explain to the child's parents if he/she died?How? That is beyond my comprehension, really.
Ever had a 'near death' experience?
Actually, during art class, this classmate tried to unsheathe a knife from its case. However, because the person he is, he decides to hold the case and wack it back and forth to get it out of the case. Now, what happens is that the knife actually flies out of the case at an incredible speed. It flies, tip facing forward, across the entire classroom and hits the wall. Now, the sound is hard to explain - almost like in a movie. Everyone is left breathless, really scared to death! After a few seconds of complete silence, hell breaks loose.
The teacher had to stand for about 2 minutes to get the knife out of the wall.
That's just fucking insane! It almost hit me and my other classmates. How would he explain to the child's parents if he/she died?How? That is beyond my comprehension, really.
Ever had a 'near death' experience?
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I have had loads of near death experiences.
Most of them are from being almost bored to death by threads started by JoS.
lol how could he be such an idiot?
i've almost walked in front of a few cars.. not too much else as far as i remember ;p
apart from that i wouldnt say near death, although been in a couple of accidents, i wasnt driving, and never too serious
Yes, can't believe it myself actually. Everyone was all over him after that, I can tell you.
Heh, the universe is going to have to be more willing to kill me than that, if it truly wants rid of me.
I once fell 30ft from a chair-lift at a ski resort in France. Had to be airlifted off the mountain to a hospital, where I had my mouth stitched up and spent the night. I was quite lucky, seen as I landed on a patch of snow between a snow cannon and a big concrete pillar.
show off :yeees:
otherwise, yeah. i have loads every time i drive on the M1. almost always cause of nobheads in big cars who think they are exempt from checking their blind spot.
Hehe wasn't fun at the time, but I look back at it and smile
Somehow managed to come off without a scratch though
(i was only about 8 and me and mate had been watching an escape artist on tv before anyone asks )