Spiders

Former Member · March 2006

If you spray hairspray or body spray on a spider, will it actually die or just curl up then be ok later?

Former Member · March 2006

Fuck knows...there's loads of ways to kill them.

Former Member · March 2006

Well theres this spider in my room, in a horizontal web skirting board height but also right next to my bed. The space is too small to put a foot and squash it quick enough before the foot breaks the web and the spider retreats under the bed. I can get a fair amount of hair spray on it but it will run under the bed still. But i dont want to do this if it will recover then come get me in the night

Dilemma

Former Member · March 2006

It curls up then eats your toes when you're asleep.

Former Member · March 2006

Tut women...just kick the web and kill the cunt and if you don't just chase him about and stand on him then. What do you think he's gonna do, eat you? What the hell do you think goes through their mind when the see some massive monster hovering above them.

Former Member · March 2006

Basic Instinct wrote:

It curls up then eats your toes when you're asleep.

Former Member · March 2006

Honest. My dad told me

And if you hoover them up they grow bigger and get ya

Former Member · March 2006

turlough wrote:

Tut women...just kick the web and kill the cunt and if you don't just chase him about and stand on him then. What do you think he's gonna do, eat you? What the hell do you think goes through their mind when the see some massive monster hovering above them.

Would have to move my furniture and would probably lose it because its on of those transparant ones

im arachnaphobic so i dont tend to hover above them, and if i did they would probably laugh

Former Member · March 2006

Blah wrote:

Would have to move my furniture and would probably lose it because its on of those transparant ones

im arachnaphobic so i dont tend to hover above them, and if i did they would probably laugh

Are you serious? They're probably 10x more scared than you are. Have you not got a brother or someone who isn't a afraid to kill him.

Oh and did you know that the average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping. Yum yum

Former Member · March 2006

turlough wrote:

Are you serious? They're probably 10x more scared than you are. Have you not got a brother or someone who isn't a afraid to kill him.

Oh and did you know that the average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping. Yum yum

Yep im serious, nobody else to do the deed for me either.

I will be jumpy for days after this

I think i need to kill the mofo before it runs away somewhere. Maybe i should throw it a fly to distract it while i kill it so it doesnt run away so quickly

Former Member · March 2006

How about getting the hairspray, getting a lighter and flaming the cunt.

Former Member · March 2006

vaccuum cleaner, the long skinny attachment. Works great on spiders

(that is when there isn't somebody around to get rid of it for me, I hate them, even the little ones)

Former Member · March 2006

my_name wrote:

vaccuum cleaner, the long skinny attachment. Works great on spiders (that is when there isn't somebody around to get rid of it for me, I hate them, even the little ones)

Wont it just pop out somewhere...hmm, ive done it with spiders before but our hoover is broken, last time i used it smoke came out of it. Dammit.

Former Member · March 2006

I thought of that too, but i just keep the attachment bit held up so he can't crawl out and then keep the vaccuum on for like half a minute, I dont want to think about it coming back out

Former Member · March 2006

my_name wrote:

I thought of that too, but i just keep the attachment bit held up so he can't crawl out and then keep the vaccuum on for like half a minute, I dont want to think about it coming back out

do you have poisenous / big spiders in Illinois ?

Former Member · March 2006

The spider is dead-ed :hyper:

I did a mega fast tread on it, then sprayed it with body spray to make sure its dead. I will get a housemate to clear up the remains for me tomorrow, as i cant go near them!

All hyped up now and cant go to sleep, was tired before i saw the dam thing

Former Member · March 2006

Replicant wrote:

do you have poisenous / big spiders in Illinois ?

I vaccuumed this one up today

And matter of factly The giant spider invasion movie that in fact was taken from a true life incident in downtown chicago, and not in fact in wisconsin (cuz we all know spiders dont like cheese)

But yeah, Illinois in known for their spiders, much similar to the uninhabited bits of australia.

Former Member · March 2006

NO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!
HAIRSPRAY WILL GENETICALLY MUTATE THE SPIDER INTO A MONSTER!
...

anyways..
spray it with hairspray (only a little..), light a match.
hairspray, being flamable, will ignite, and burn that sucker!

Former Member · March 2006

Torturing defensless animals is a common characteristic in serial killers.
As is wetting the bed.

Former Member · March 2006

my_name wrote:

Torturing defensless animals is a common characteristic in serial killers.
As is wetting the bed.

Yeah, I try to stick to torturing defensless humans :rolleyes:
as for bed wetting..

Former Member · March 2006

killingismybiz wrote:

Yeah, I try to stick to torturing defenless humans :rolleyes:
as for bed wetting..

Cripples can't run away :thumb:

Former Member · March 2006

my_name wrote:

Cripples can't run away :thumb:

neither can babies :eek:

Former Member · March 2006

Blah wrote:

If you spray hairspray or body spray on a spider, will it actually die or just curl up then be ok later?

haha want me to come over and collect it? I don't have any spider in my room, I miss them

Former Member · March 2006

You people are sick.

Former Member · March 2006

I prefer to put a cup over the spider and then slide a postcard underneath it and put it in a far away place like the garden. I am scared of killing them and find it mean. I worry about the soul haunting me too and I am scared of dead spiders too (the the tops of tomatoes because they look like spiders)

Former Member · March 2006

once when my gf was round mine we found a massive spider near the stairs so i captured it and put it outside.
I had to go outside for something later on and the spider was just stood still where i had put it down, i felt so bad because it was as if he was looking at me with puppy dog eyes and i just felt really bad for putting him outside.

Former Member · March 2006

icey wrote:

he was looking at me with puppy dog eyes

All eight of them.

Former Member · March 2006

i tried to kill a spider once with hairspray. when i saw it again a few days later it it seemed bigger and ran after me!

Former Member · March 2006

A few years ago, I had to save one of my colleagues from the big bad spider - because he was screaming like a 7 year old girl - so I grabbed it and took it out of the building.
Unfortunately, the outside door needed the use of two hands, and nobody was coming near me because I had the scary spider.
So I had to pop it into my mouth for safe keeping while I got through the security system.

Former Member · March 2006

Big Gay wrote:

A few years ago, I had to save one of my colleagues from the big bad spider - because he was screaming like a 7 year old girl - so I grabbed it and took it out of the building.
Unfortunately, the outside door needed the use of two hands, and nobody was coming near me because I had the scary spider.
So I had to pop it into my mouth for safe keeping while I got through the security system.

you could have just put it in your beard :razz:

Former Member · March 2006

Gawd. Havent you people read Charlotte's Web?!? :crying:

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