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thisis really starting to look like a pisstake
You are a TOTAL arsehole if you can consider doing that a mate.
I hope she bars you from the house.
you are no friend of his if you think that way
i hope this falls right back in your face
She said she was very flattered and asked if I had a girl-friend. I told her I didn't and she said that I was good-looking enough to find a girl-friend of my own age. Clasping my hands in her hands she looked at me and suddenly I leaned forward and kissed her hard on the lips. Before I knew it I was in a deep embrace and we were both at it hard and long.
Just as suddenly she pulled away and said it was best if I left. I think we were both embarrassed by what happened.
As I went to leave she put her arm around me and asked me not to say anything to her son, my mate. I told her I wouldn't.
Was that copied straight from a book?
Well considering I'm straight no mate
Oh my god. I thought i was the only one! :hyper:
C'mon mate throw him a bone he hasn't got much in life ... pretend you'd be up for a three way with his mates mum :yes:
Fuck me ... Mars Paradiso Hotel ... 1999? Mrs Robbins and that Bobby Kent's mum? :eek2:
Who'd of thunk it
lol. meaning I am straight so I'm not jealous that you kissed a woman
Someones word is usually enough :chin:
Nope your right. I am infact a lesbian and I have never had a relationship at the age of 22, LOL
Oh dear
Don't let us keep you from jerking off over your lara croft mouse mat
Jon_UK, just get on with your stamp collecting and leave the real debate to others.
If you say so they sure why the hell not
Sorry did I miss the real debate part??
You're right. I should never have messed with someone with such wit, intelligence and debating prowess. Not to mention such sexual experience ( :eek2: :razz: )
dont you start, you aint even entertaining when you make stuff up, never mind sitting at home and drinking tea with your mates mum, some mate you are