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The Broken Bed
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I've never done it but come on ... admit it .. which of you guys has broken the bed in a night of passion?
Come on give us the full story ...
Come on give us the full story ...
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Tbh I'm not that fat/heavy
you dont have to bed dear, its called basic physics, ie kinetic force and potential energy
Shhh you
he knows it.
momentum = mass x acelleration.
therefore momentum = 99% chance of male orgasm
pfft
I have broken one, years a go, but it was old, one of the legs just collapsed while we were cuddling.
did it a few nights previously to that while I was asleep too, scared the shit out of me :nervous:
lol
The bed got soooo much action in those two days that it wore the joints on the head adn foot boards. then finial fell apart on us, scared the shit out of us at first then burst into laughter. I've got a nice solid pine.
Me? Yes.
Seriously, they werent very good beds. The first was one with removable slats, and if you sat on it the slats fell out, let alone if you did anything more active than that. The second was a cheap metal frame that bent into a v-shape. which was also partly due to sitting on it. The third I have no excuse, it was brand new and one of the slats snapped in half