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The Broken Bed

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I've never done it but come on ... admit it .. which of you guys has broken the bed in a night of passion?

Come on give us the full story ... :)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JustWondering wrote:
    I've never done it but come on ... admit it .. which of you guys has broken the bed in a night of passion?

    Come on give us the full story ... :)

    Tbh I'm not that fat/heavy :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    Tbh I'm not that fat/heavy :p

    you dont have to bed dear, its called basic physics, ie kinetic force and potential energy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im still trying to fix the front seat which got broken a while go in the car, i dont they were designed for that sort of thing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    you dont have to bed dear, its called basic physics, ie kinetic force and potential energy

    Shhh you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    im still trying to fix the front seat which got broken a while go in the car, i dont they were designed for that sort of thing!
    hard driving?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    you dont have to bed dear, its called basic physics, ie kinetic force and potential energy


    he knows it.

    momentum = mass x acelleration. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    he knows it.

    momentum = mass x acelleration. ;)

    therefore momentum = 99% chance of male orgasm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, i have a very sturdy bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not totally broken it, but my old bed used to haven wooden struts on it and we kinda broke one of those once, tho obviously the bed still worked afterwards
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I managed to break all the springs in my bed once. And I was alone! Given my form that night, I'd have destroyed the house if I'd been with a girl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've broken 3 :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    therefore momentum = 99% chance of male orgasm

    pfft :lol:


    I have broken one, years a go, but it was old, one of the legs just collapsed while we were cuddling.

    did it a few nights previously to that while I was asleep too, scared the shit out of me :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont buy cheap ass bed frames and mattresses and your problem is solved.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Dont buy cheap ass bed frames and mattresses and your problem is solved.

    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    broke old bed (cheap ass pine one). it was when i was still with my wife. we both decided we needed a few days off. so booked some time off then spend the next 2 days in bed only getting up to make food or goto toilet.
    The bed got soooo much action in those two days that it wore the joints on the head adn foot boards. then finial fell apart on us, scared the shit out of us at first then burst into laughter. I've got a nice solid pine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I broke one of the metal bits on the headboard during sex. It's no longer attached at one end. Ooops :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've set fire to one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Were you in it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Were you in it?

    Me? Yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have broken my current fellas bed and my ex's but they were both shitty frames so its not my fault shhhh :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've broken my man's, but his wasnt so amazing (quality-wise, so im kinda glad it broke :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I haven't broken any myself, but obviously beds aren't as strong as they should be, if this thread is anything to go by!
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    I've broken 3 :blush:
    Three?! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep. I'm hardcore :p

    Seriously, they werent very good beds. The first was one with removable slats, and if you sat on it the slats fell out, let alone if you did anything more active than that. The second was a cheap metal frame that bent into a v-shape. which was also partly due to sitting on it. The third I have no excuse, it was brand new and one of the slats snapped in half :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Yep. I'm hardcore :p
    Seriously, they werent very good beds. The first was one with removable slats, and if you sat on it the slats fell out, let alone if you did anything more active than that. The second was a cheap metal frame that bent into a v-shape. which was also partly due to sitting on it. The third I have no excuse, it was brand new and one of the slats snapped in half :|
    Excuses, excuses, excuses... :p
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