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Mustafa Shag!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
For anyne who has not heard, Ann Summers has released a new blow up sex doll for women, that is based on Muslim men and his name is "Mustafa Shag"

He is what you expect from a blow up doll, in essence what all women are looking for in a man. But the release of a such doll has created some protests and backlash from the Islamic community...again! Anyway, as a result of the media hype and attention by protesters, Sales figures for the doll have skyrocked! It is now the number one selling sex doll in the Ann Summers range and is especially popular among young gay men.

So, what does every think of the idea of a Muslim sex doll?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was it not 'Carry On Up The Khyber' which featured a character called 'Mustafa Leaky'? I believe it was...

    Perhaps if Ann Summers renamed the doll 'Mustafa Shag (pbuh)'...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you a link to the story (not the doll)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was in The Independent on Thursday. I don't subscribe to their Portfolio, but foretunately, I still have the paper:
    Emma, Ann and a sex doll that upsets Muslims

    Published: 09 February 2006

    * The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohamed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B.

    Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

    Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".

    Unfortunately, MUstafa was one of the namews given to the Prophet Mohamed. Bestowing it upon, in the words of it's catologue, "an inflatable escort for your hen-night adventures" is considered highly offensive.

    The Manchester Central Mosque has already written to the firm, calling on it to withdraw the product, right.

    "You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] has caused to Muslim men, women and childrem", reads their letter.

    "We are asking you to please relent on compassionate grounds, and have out Most Reverend Prophet's Name "Mustafa" (Peace Be Upon Him) and the afflcted word 'shag' removed as soon as possible.

    Ann Summer was last night examining options, though it's chief executive Jaqueline Gold was reluctant to withdraw the item from sale.

    "We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know".
    Pandora
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think it's funny... Made me laugh...

    Why not after all, they do sheeps and more weird stuff already...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mustafa has been on sale in Ann Summers for years.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    surly the term"blow up doll" is a tad dodgy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    surly the term"blow up doll" is a tad dodgy.
    Awww, below the belt! :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    surly the term"blow up doll" is a tad dodgy.

    Hehe... Nice one :hyper: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    surly the term"blow up doll" is a tad dodgy.

    *groans*
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    surly the term"blow up doll" is a tad dodgy.
    :lol: !!! Ace.

    Meh. Fuck it, everyone mocks everyone. Some folks just need to lighten up a little!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They love a good reason to be disgusted and have a riot, don't they?

    Anything that offends them is good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    They love a good reason to be disgusted and have a riot, don't they?

    Anything that offends them is good.
    TBH, I think that is what it boils down to ATEOTD FWIW
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I could be offended that there is a local brothel called Katie's but hey, I don't work there. If the doll was called John, maybe all the John's of the world would be offended.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    They love a good reason to be disgusted and have a riot, don't they?

    Anything that offends them is good.


    Who's "THEY"?

    I hope you're not saying all Muslims - i.e. over 1.2+ Billion People are looking for any excuse to riot, etc.

    Roughly speaking 1 out of every 5 people in the world is Muslim, and I'm sure the vast majority of them lead a very peaceful life. The actions of a few people shouldn't be representative of an entire group.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JustWondering wrote:
    Who's "THEY"?

    I hope you're not saying all Muslims - i.e. over 1.2+ Billion People are looking for any excuse to riot, etc.

    Roughly speaking 1 out of every 5 people in the world is Muslim, and I'm sure the vast majority of them lead a very peaceful life. The actions of a few people shouldn't be representative of an entire group.

    I assume he meant the ones who like to riot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    seriously though, is there anything wont complain about, or havnt yet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JustWondering wrote:
    Who's "THEY"?

    I hope you're not saying all Muslims - i.e. over 1.2+ Billion People are looking for any excuse to riot, etc.

    Roughly speaking 1 out of every 5 people in the world is Muslim, and I'm sure the vast majority of them lead a very peaceful life. The actions of a few people shouldn't be representative of an entire group.
    Word.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Word?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    Word?

    Word.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Word.
    Word!

    Let's have a riot about how fed up we are with all the bloody riots these days. Who's with me?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Word!

    Let's have a riot about how fed up we are with all the bloody riots these days. Who's with me?!

    I'm with you. Word.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I'm with you. Word.

    Me too. Word. In fact I'm making a banner right now. Can't think of an alternative to kill, massacre, slaughter or slay, though. :chin:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Me too. Word. In fact I'm making a banner right now. Can't think of an alternative to kill, massacre, slaughter or slay, though. :chin:

    Annihilate? :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Annihilate? :thumb:

    Oh, that one sounds good :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Annihilate? :thumb:

    I object to using that one, 'cos I did physics and it means something else to me :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    I object to using that one, 'cos I did physics and it means something else to me :(

    well need to find an other one then innit...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    EXTERMINATE!

    omgdalek.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or just use the thesaurus here
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    EXTERMINATE!

    omgdalek.

    dalekdemo7xw.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Picture!
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