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Mustafa Shag!
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For anyne who has not heard, Ann Summers has released a new blow up sex doll for women, that is based on Muslim men and his name is "Mustafa Shag"
He is what you expect from a blow up doll, in essence what all women are looking for in a man. But the release of a such doll has created some protests and backlash from the Islamic community...again! Anyway, as a result of the media hype and attention by protesters, Sales figures for the doll have skyrocked! It is now the number one selling sex doll in the Ann Summers range and is especially popular among young gay men.
So, what does every think of the idea of a Muslim sex doll?
He is what you expect from a blow up doll, in essence what all women are looking for in a man. But the release of a such doll has created some protests and backlash from the Islamic community...again! Anyway, as a result of the media hype and attention by protesters, Sales figures for the doll have skyrocked! It is now the number one selling sex doll in the Ann Summers range and is especially popular among young gay men.
So, what does every think of the idea of a Muslim sex doll?
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Perhaps if Ann Summers renamed the doll 'Mustafa Shag (pbuh)'...
Pandora
Why not after all, they do sheeps and more weird stuff already...
Hehe... Nice one :hyper: :thumb:
*groans*
Meh. Fuck it, everyone mocks everyone. Some folks just need to lighten up a little!
Anything that offends them is good.
Who's "THEY"?
I hope you're not saying all Muslims - i.e. over 1.2+ Billion People are looking for any excuse to riot, etc.
Roughly speaking 1 out of every 5 people in the world is Muslim, and I'm sure the vast majority of them lead a very peaceful life. The actions of a few people shouldn't be representative of an entire group.
I assume he meant the ones who like to riot.
Word.
Let's have a riot about how fed up we are with all the bloody riots these days. Who's with me?!
I'm with you. Word.
Me too. Word. In fact I'm making a banner right now. Can't think of an alternative to kill, massacre, slaughter or slay, though. :chin:
Annihilate? :thumb:
Oh, that one sounds good :yes:
I object to using that one, 'cos I did physics and it means something else to me
well need to find an other one then innit...
omgdalek.