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Barbie is a slut!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicx1811 wrote:
    I used to hide my barbies around the house in cupboards and stuff. It freaked my mum out, as she's go looking for a pan/ a towel and a Baribie would be sitting there... with her legs and arms straight out in front of her :lol:. They were always dressed nice though, I was quite good like that!

    :lol: that actually sounds fun :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    what ...guys with little willys shagging toys?
    I've just remembered that Cindy has no minge anyway so that blows the tiny-skinny-willy theory.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you know Ken has imprinted on his plastic body the outline of whitey tighties. Aladin, the doll, did not. He did however have a buldge.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Did you know Ken has imprinted on his plastic body the outline of whitey tighties.
    :yes: When me and my friend are talking about guys who we never ever like to think of as getting naked or having sex we say that he has "Ken pant's". You know, for like guys who you know and love but can't imagine them (a) having a dick or (b) knowing what it's for if they do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I've just remembered that Cindy has no minge anyway so that blows the tiny-skinny-willy theory.
    apparently ...he would slide his willy between the legs!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they mainly did dry humping tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    apparently ...he would slide his willy between the legs!
    And there was me thinking he shoved her whole little plastic body up his bumhole :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    And there was me thinking he shoved her whole little plastic body up his bumhole :eek:
    believe me ...there are some very strange people out there ...
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Mia16 wrote:
    course you can! they all look the same but seem to think they look "cool"

    Just like you can tell muggers by the colur of their skin i.e their black
    and people that self harm are goths and emo kids.

    :rolleyes:

    Shallow as fuck.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Just like you can tell muggers by the colur of their skin i.e their black
    and people that self harm are goths and emo kids.

    :rolleyes:

    Shallow as fuck.
    and gypsies steal all yer firewood and apples ...come on ...you know it's true!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    and gypsies steal all yer firewood and apples ...come on ...you know it's true!

    I thought gypsy's danced with bells and beads and told your future and such and made you thinner of course (cuz thats the only place i've ever even heard of them, thought they were a myth, still do :p)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    morrocan roll wrote:
    and gypsies steal all yer firewood and apples ...come on ...you know it's true!

    And they travel round in caravas that look like this

    cara_ft.jpg

    They all have cystal balls and are likely to put a curse on you if you cross them.

    Most peoples perceptions of gypsies are wrong.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    And they travel round in caravas that look like this

    cara_ft.jpg

    They all have cystal balls and are likely to put a curse on you if you cross them.

    Most peoples perceptions of gypsies are wrong.
    :D :thumb: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Btw got some latest news from Ken, apparantly he seems to be feeling better.

    ken_gay.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like this Barbie spin off site.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    I like this Barbie spin off site.

    Nice... I love the little accessories :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats really cool.
    nearly as good as feral cheryl . I like the fact that F.C comes with pubic hair and a stash of dried herbs :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    thats really cool.
    nearly as good as feral cheryl . I like the fact that F.C comes with pubic hair and a stash of dried herbs :D
    OMG finally a doll I can relate to!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Nice... I love the little accessories :)
    And I thought you meant like little Barbie handbags until I looked at that site. :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    I like this Barbie spin off site.

    *is almost hysterical laughing* How cool are those dolls? Ooh, I want one....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicx1811 wrote:
    *is almost hysterical laughing* How cool are those dolls? Ooh, I want one....
    They are awesome ineed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    apparently ...he would slide his willy between the legs!
    I've just had a long hot shower and have been thinking about Luigi. It occured to me that as an only child it is unlikely that he had Cindy's at home, after all he had no younger sister. Which leads me to wonder did he plan the whole thing? Did he go to a toy shop and purchase a Cindy with the sole motive of Cindy sex?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You have been thinking about Luigi a worrying amount. Has his perversion triggered a new fetish in you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    You have been thinking about Luigi a worrying amount. Has his perversion triggered a new fetish in you?
    No. More a new fear.
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