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Barbie is a slut!
BillieTheBot
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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furnitures...
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furnitures...
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Burn Barbie Burn
if i had a girl though, id be more likely to get her a feral cheryl doll though.
http://www.feralcheryl.com.au/
Do you guys have "bratz" over there? Why would anybody buy those. If I had a child, I'd never let them have that. Its the ghetto trash barbie. Gross.
oh thank you!! i always wondered what the chav was but got nothing more than plaid and beating people with phones and wearing exercise clothes. Now I get it
She had two girl barbies naked and doing ur... rude things to each other.
When I asked her what they were doing she told me that they were "hugging... with joy" so that told me.
Can you tell a chav just by the way they look?
in a group therapy session he burst into tears and admitted shagging cindy dolls!
my first thought was ...just how small can a guys dick be!
course you can! they all look the same but seem to think they look "cool"
Did he have a brother mario?
i discovered i had very few problems in life!
Is that really weird. Me and my best friend used to love that game!
listen to the others ...see whats going down ...see how it is working ...and then you start to open up a little at a time.
no one can or would dream of forcing you to open up.
if the group is a good working one that you feel comfortable with ...start to learn from ...you start to actualy want to unburden yourself.
it can be a fascinating insight to others and then ...youself.
go for it ...what have you got to loose?
But seriously I am considering it. My step-brother did the ol' drugs rehad thing and I remember that he had to go to a group and I think he liked it.
But still. I bet I'd scare people. I could just go and not talk though. And try not to laugh if someone mentions Cindy dolls.
when i did it ...i was the only working class guy amonst very well healed and educated people ...from the media sports fashion etc ...straight from strangeways jail.
it isn't like that at all.
no matter where you been what you done ...you will be educated about others and realkise ...you aint alone.
I used to hide my barbies around the house in cupboards and stuff. It freaked my mum out, as she's go looking for a pan/ a towel and a Baribie would be sitting there... with her legs and arms straight out in front of her
yep...just like black people. :banghead:
barbie is a slut...i rid her last night.