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Mama, I'm coming home!
BillieTheBot
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Well, after 6 amazing months in the land of the Panama hat (yes, really - it's a common misnomer), I'm finally flying back to good old Blighty. At just before midnight, GMT, I shall be flying all the way back to freezing England.
Things I shall miss: hot girls, amazing fruit, the prices, being taller than about 99% of the population, cuba libres, local beer, being able to barter with cab drivers, hilarious Ecuadorian dress sense
Things I shall not miss: Quito pollution, being constantly mistaken for a gringo, inability to get decent sausages/bacon, salsa, reggaeton, girls trying to leech money off you, people ranging from a little bit idle to downright fucking lazy.
About 50/50 I'd say. Had an amazing time but I'm glad to be going home. See you all at the meet next sunday. Sadly my killer suntan has faded. Oh well.
Things I shall miss: hot girls, amazing fruit, the prices, being taller than about 99% of the population, cuba libres, local beer, being able to barter with cab drivers, hilarious Ecuadorian dress sense
Things I shall not miss: Quito pollution, being constantly mistaken for a gringo, inability to get decent sausages/bacon, salsa, reggaeton, girls trying to leech money off you, people ranging from a little bit idle to downright fucking lazy.
About 50/50 I'd say. Had an amazing time but I'm glad to be going home. See you all at the meet next sunday. Sadly my killer suntan has faded. Oh well.
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Question is, have you learnt a lot whilst you've been out there?
Nah, I'm British born and bred.
Haven't actually left yet. Still chilling in the VIP suite at Quito airport because I'm that cool.
Now you get to experience the cold, and so can't laugh at me anymore.
Muahaha.
heh, lucky git being out there.