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Mama, I'm coming home!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
Well, after 6 amazing months in the land of the Panama hat (yes, really - it's a common misnomer), I'm finally flying back to good old Blighty. At just before midnight, GMT, I shall be flying all the way back to freezing England.


Things I shall miss: hot girls, amazing fruit, the prices, being taller than about 99% of the population, cuba libres, local beer, being able to barter with cab drivers, hilarious Ecuadorian dress sense

Things I shall not miss: Quito pollution, being constantly mistaken for a gringo, inability to get decent sausages/bacon, salsa, reggaeton, girls trying to leech money off you, people ranging from a little bit idle to downright fucking lazy.

About 50/50 I'd say. Had an amazing time but I'm glad to be going home. See you all at the meet next sunday. Sadly my killer suntan has faded. Oh well.
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Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha, glad you had an amazing time out there. What an experience I bet!

    Question is, have you learnt a lot whilst you've been out there?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love the fact your Location is "above the atlantic"

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought you were from Ecuador.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love the fact your Location is "above the atlantic"

    :lol:
    Lol that is cool! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And there's no excuse for using an Ozzy Osbourne song for the title of the thread either :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought you were from Ecuador.

    Nah, I'm British born and bred.

    Haven't actually left yet. Still chilling in the VIP suite at Quito airport because I'm that cool.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VIP eh? Sounds fun :p.

    Now you get to experience the cold, and so can't laugh at me anymore.

    Muahaha.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Wooo! Welcome Home soon.

    heh, lucky git being out there.
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