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Where do you pee in public?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I was reading yesterday and there was an article on public restrooms. Says the first stall is generally 51% cleaner than the rest of the stalls and is more likely to have toilet paper. Reason, because most people like privacy when the go and tend to go to the last stall.
I always go in the last one. Boo :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Which ever one is free, but I must admit if no one else is there when I enter I go into the first one. I read something simular a few years back.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Behind a tree! :D
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well you have a few to choose from in the New Forest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I try not to go in public ones if I can help it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    I try not to go in public ones if I can help it.

    What do you do while at work/school?

    ETA Thats kind of a sick question actually :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    What do you do while at work/school?

    ETA Thats kind of a sick question actually :p

    I go if I have to, obviously, but I'd rather wait until I got home. I'm not usually at uni for long periods of time, so I just go when I get back. Either that or use the new toilets :p I work at the university too, so its the same issue when I'm at work.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Behind a tree! :D


    True enough though, and when I'm really pissed I'll just piss against a wall in the city centre, I don't give a fuck!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Reason, because most people like privacy when the go and tend to go to the last stall.

    I tend to go in the one that's cleanest, assuming there's a choice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    True enough though, and when I'm really pissed I'll just piss against a wall in the city centre, I don't give a fuck!


    haha

    too many cameras tho .. i remember they lifted some guy one day, for pissing in public the night before
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    any stall tbh. Im not bothered as long as it looks cleanish and there is loo-roll.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The etiquette in the men's toilets means you either go in one of the two end urinals or right in the middle. You should never go to one where you are closer to one person than another, because you're showing favouritism towards that person. If there is a row of urinals completely free except for one, you go to the one furthest away from that urinal.

    If the above conditions aren't met, you either go into one of the cubicles, or stand at the mirror washing your hands until there is one free.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alleyways or behind buildings. Funny story related to this, my mate got cautioned once for it (got caught by police, they gave him an earful so he gave them one back :D)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    The etiquette in the men's toilets means you either go in one of the two end urinals or right in the middle. You should never go to one where you are closer to one person than another, because you're showing favouritism towards that person. If there is a row of urinals completely free except for one, you go to the one furthest away from that urinal.

    If the above conditions aren't met, you either go into one of the cubicles, or stand at the mirror washing your hands until there is one free.


    Male toilet etiquette I never knew it was so complex. :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    The etiquette in the men's toilets means you either go in one of the two end urinals or right in the middle. You should never go to one where you are closer to one person than another, because you're showing favouritism towards that person. If there is a row of urinals completely free except for one, you go to the one furthest away from that urinal.

    If the above conditions aren't met, you either go into one of the cubicles, or stand at the mirror washing your hands until there is one free.

    haha, truth
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    The etiquette in the men's toilets means you either go in one of the two end urinals or right in the middle. You should never go to one where you are closer to one person than another, because you're showing favouritism towards that person. If there is a row of urinals completely free except for one, you go to the one furthest away from that urinal.

    If the above conditions aren't met, you either go into one of the cubicles, or stand at the mirror washing your hands until there is one free.
    to an exstent that is kind of true..

    Me.. it's the urinal furthest away from anyone, rarely use a cubicle. if i do, its the closest to the door,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was having one on a back street whena women copper come up behind me and started telling me how id get fined 85 quid if she caught me again, damn friends starting fights on the street next to where i went is the only reason they even caught me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    to an exstent that is kind of true..
    You mean you don't follow that etiquette?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The toilet etiquette
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks to Doofay's explaination of etiquette in the men's toilets, I got all 5 right first time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Urinal with noone by it. preferably with a gap.

    Or behind bushes/in an alleyway after a few too many on a night out. *ahem*

    I'm sophisticated.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best is having to park at the side of the road and put your hazards on so you can stand behind the car and go :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    my_name wrote:
    Where do you pee in public?
    In the fountain in the centre of the square. :p

    Why is it called in "public" if it's private? A cubicle is private, you usually are alone in there.

    Serious reply: The available cublicle that's closer to where I enter the toilet. If none is, the first that empties when it's my turn to enter. I never use urinals.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    In the fountain in the centre of the square. :p

    Thats awsome, cuz I drink out of those :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Outside McDonalds. I make a point of it. I like my pissing to make a political statement aswell as just relieving my bladder.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I tend to go for the last cubicle!...though if that is dirty/someone hasn't flushed the chain etc, i go for the cleanest available one...ensuring i has toilet roll
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I usually go in the 2nd cubicle along. How can men get their pee pee out PUBLICLY at urinals?

    I thought blokes are supposed to be all insecure about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whichever is the cleanest and has a lock on the door.

    One thing I have learnt - always check there is loo roll before you sit down!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    I usually go in the 2nd cubicle along. How can men get their pee pee out PUBLICLY at urinals?

    I thought blokes are supposed to be all insecure about it.

    Well you've gotta keep your head fixated infront of you at all times, even when doing your fly up, then sorta look at the floor and turn 180 without seeing anyone's nob.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The middle one. If I have to at all. I hate going to the loo in public, in case people hear me. I REALLY hate going to the loo at other people's houses. I'll only go if I really need to, but I find I need to less.

    Must be a subconscious thing.
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