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Haha. Has anyone got any funny bog stories?
I've fallen asleep in them probably half a dozen times at work. Not all that funny though, relaxing. Theres one broken toilet that has that never stopped flushing sound coming from it, really puts you out.
I found that completly hilarous. happens to me too, hate it. grrr
This is why using the urinal closest to the wall is preferable (as there is only one space next to it and therefore lowering the odds of gaining a neighbour). And while as stated, the general idea is that you should always stare perfectly ahead. (some opportunists have realised this is therefore a good place to market their products) should your eyes somehow stray upon something they should not have done, you have to continue as if you were merely looking around the room.
Public. Dunno-dpends if there is a choice. I remember doing a swab test at uni in the building and swabbing the toilet door handle-my mate the loo handle-mine had a higher bacteriological content. One of the highest was the light switch on the way into the roon which surpised me as you would think once it on, thats it. Anyway kinda got off track there!
I always check for loo roll and but i have adopted a no lock method-using feet stretches and my head, then we have the festival loo method-that can be adopted to include any smelly loos!
Urinals... it's a fine art. Gotta stare straight ahead, and keep in on target. When excessivley drunk, it's a hard thing to do.
i always like to do a lap of the toilets first to check out the state of them. I then check to see which ones have loo paper and eliminate the rest. After that i pick the cleanest one and if there is a toss up between which are cleanest, i go to the one the most far away from the door.
very simple really
i would like to avoid going to the loo in public toilets but unfortunately i have an incredibly weak bladder so it can not be avoided. Im so jealous of one of my mates, she can be out all day and not need to pee until we walk in the door at home. /sigh/
I try to make sure that never happens though.