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HEHEhehehehehehehehhhhhheee....!
I just had to do something to save thie 'poo pitiful thread.'
girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothin. When I've finished shaggin me
sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on the curtains.
And MATE ..... She hits the fucking roof !!!"