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APPEAL TO ALL PEOPLE ! * WAKE UP ! * RADIATE LOVE !!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <img src="http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/coffee.gif&quot; alt="image">

    HEHEhehehehehehehehhhhhheee....!

    I just had to do something to save thie 'poo pitiful thread.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my
    girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

    The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothin. When I've finished shaggin me
    sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on the curtains.

    And MATE ..... She hits the fucking roof !!!"
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