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Funny Bands

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Any band that makes you laugh?

The Darkness' lyrics crack me up big style :lol:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Slayer Lyrics get me every time. Especially songs like Angel of Death. And Death's Head.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not a band, but a lot of Frank Zappa's songs are a scream.

    Why Does it Hurt when I Pee?, Montana and Bobby Brown just to name a few.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tenasious D (but I dont know if you ment bands that were supposed to be funny)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Funny bands, funny lyrics whatever :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Tenasious D (but I dont know if you ment bands that were supposed to be funny)

    agreed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The mouldy peaches also.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Not a band, but a lot of Frank Zappa's songs are a scream.

    Why Does it Hurt when I Pee?, Montana and Bobby Brown just to name a few.
    :yes: not to mention "penguin in bondage", Trying to grow me a chin, whats the ugliest part of your body? and titties and beer.

    Btw, Frank Zappas band was The mothers of invention. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    Trying to grow me a chin

    :lol:

    Cheers for the extra info, must go and do some research (aka googling) :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some of The Dead Milkmen songs make me laugh, although some are crap. Some of the ones that make me laugh are Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino, The Thing That Only Eats Hippies and the very un-PC Taking Retards To The Zoo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Wombles...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Tenasious D (but I dont know if you ment bands that were supposed to be funny)
    :yes: but then Jack Black doesn't really have to try to be funny he just is.

    how about these guys they make me laugh amateurtransplants for any of you who've heard the London underground song this is the band who done it. their cd raises money for the Macmillan Cancer Relief
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought Wierd Al had some pretty funny stuff in the past. Haven't heard any of the latest piss takes if there are any?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dragonforce have some pretty odd songs with weird lyrics.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tom Waits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Weird Al Yankovic and CKY...of the top off my head...they make me laugh out just by their lyrics, other bands make me luagh when you look at their lyrics deep down, like sub text and all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooh manda the mouly peachers ryle! the awuabats are just immense. god aqua
    drunk much
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Morrissey's lyrics on The Queen is Dead album. Loved the first time I heard "Some girls are bigger than others"

    Also some of Eminem's stuff, particularly his older stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    Dragonforce have some pretty odd songs with weird lyrics.


    They are nuts as is weird al
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I laughed at the Ukelele orchestra of Great Britain's cover of Miss Dynamite. Daft.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    simple plan songs make me wee myself everytime. not as much as the fans do though.. :rolleyes:

    seriously though. nofx have gotta be one of the funniest bands in the world. fat mike is a genius, love that man.

    oo i just saw, did someone mention the aquabats? yeah them too. and possibly blink 182, though who wouldnt laugh at a 40 year old man in shorts and slip on vans? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Genius's that make me laugh: Tenacious D and FOB song titles.

    Crap that makes me laugh: the darkness, simple plan, bullet for my valentine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    glc
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Captain Slog wrote:
    I laughed at the Ukelele orchestra of Great Britain's cover of Miss Dynamite. Daft.
    I saw them live at Fairport! Me and my friend got all but 2 of their autographs, hehe.

    Tenacious D are really funny, and a lot of The Beautiful South's lyrics make me laugh too, some of them are so insulting but sung in such a tender way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Captain Slog wrote:
    I laughed at the Ukelele orchestra of Great Britain's cover of Miss Dynamite. Daft.
    oh God, me too. and smells like teen spirit.
    They were SOOOOOO cool when I saw them at Guilfest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tenacious D, Chas & Dave, The Darkness...

    "Was a cigarette break, and I was des..perate,
    I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow;
    She said have you got a match?, and I said yes,
    My cock, and Farmer Gilles' prize-winning marrow"

    How vulgar and funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Capacity wrote:
    Tenacious D, Chas & Dave, The Darkness...

    "Was a cigarette break, and I was des..perate,
    I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow;
    She said have you got a match?, and I said yes,
    My cock, and Farmer Gilles' prize-winning marrow"

    How vulgar and funny.


    I was going to post that!!

    so funny :D:lol: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    muse- wrote:
    glc

    Guns blazin' like micheal cane in zulu
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    The mouldy peaches also.

    Yeah their lyrics are funny. Shame the music is shite.

    Captain Beefheart is fucking hilarious and someone has already mentioned Zappa.

    The Bonzo Dog DooDaa Band and some of the Dropkick Murphys lyrics are good. Magnetic Fields (Stephen Merritt) have their moments too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most of my faves have already been mentioned.

    Slayer is the best, my only the lyrics but how its performed
    "Auzwitch, the meaning of pain, the way that i want you to die!"

    Wierd Al Yankovich
    "This Windows 95, is sucking up my drive"

    Goldie Lookin Chain
    "He tries to sell himself standing in Currys, but if the police turns up he runs in a fucking hurry"

    Tenacious D
    "I check my dipstick, you need lubrication baby, my kielbasa sausage has just gotta perform

    Theres also a band called Anal Cunt, with tracks such as:
    "You look divorced", "I hope you get deported", "Your Family is dumb", "I got athletes foot showering at Mikes", the list goes on!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Exodus are pretty good too. Lyrics are just ace...

    http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/exodus/tempoofthedamned.html#6

    HEhe.
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