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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Moldy Peaches - you've got to have rain to have rainbows, you've got to have dick to have a dick in your mouth. And the music is good (well, it's not, but that's why it is). Shame they split.

    The music of Focus always cracks me up. Go and download Hocus Pocus, six and a half minutes of prog rock yodelling. Genius.

    Eric Bogle's lyrics are wonderful. Christy Moore's stories are hilarious. I don't like bands that try and be funny, because they always end up looking like the D*rkn*ss.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    I don't like bands that try and be funny, because they always end up looking like the D*rkn*ss.


    Nothing wrong with The Darkness.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Richard Cheese, some of his covers are better than the orginal and i find them all very amusing :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg the vandals too. hehe. my girlfriends dead is a classic
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    The Moldy Peaches - you've got to have rain to have rainbows, you've got to have dick to have a dick in your mouth.

    A friend of mine has attempted to ban me from listening to this until I'm 18 - then he gave me a DVD of songs with this song on it...

    And have you heard Adam Green's solo stuff?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chart Freak wrote:
    Adam Green

    :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    Nothing wrong with The Darkness.
    The only thing that's NOT wrong with The Darkness is Dan Hawkins (note: guitarist, not lead singer). GOD he's pretty.

    The rest of it is shite though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    Nothing wrong with The Darkness.

    Sadly, there is a lot wrong with The Darkness.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I absolutely abhore The Darkness - if you can say that.

    I would pay NOT to go to one of their concerts. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :p:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloodhound gang :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    bloodhound gang :thumb:

    Oh I love the roof is on fire song, and the one something about being gay to get the chicks. I forgot all about them, thanks ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girl_gunner wrote:
    omg the vandals too. hehe. my girlfriends dead is a classic

    Oh I love them too. I love this thread, so many bands I havn't heard or hardly remembered.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Oh I love the roof is on fire song,


    Called Fire Water Burn I believe.

    Motley Crue also have some fantastic lyrics.

    "Spent a million dollars on amphetamines
    Crashed a lot of cars
    Fucked all the stupid stars in Hollywood
    Because I could, because we could"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, the Vandals. The covers of songs from the shows is fantastic.

    I've heard some of Adam Green's solo stuff. I prefer the stuff by Kimya Dawson tbh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Motley Crue also have some fantastic lyrics.
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    Motley Crue are rubbish.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    Motley Crue are rubbish.


    Lot fucking better than the Darkness my friend. 40 Million records don't lie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah but they are just not very nice people.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hayseed Dixie :)
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,324 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    Yeah but they are just not very nice people.

    What the fuck does that have to do with Anything?

    The Music is better, so what if the people are what you wouldn't term "Nice". If the music is better, does it matter the artists aren't "nice" people? Does it affect what you hear in any way?

    Iron Maiden aren't a bunch of nice people. Brucey can be a real cunt. he has on many occasions, infact. Including pissing in his headmaster's dinner at a private school he was sent to. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Right I don't like them or their music but thats just me. You can like them thats fine.

    I can't fathom why they reformed and correct me if i'm wrong but did'nt one of them mow down and kill one of the members of Hanoi Rocks while driving in a drunken stuper then release an album call "music to crash cars to".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    I can't fathom why they reformed and correct me if i'm wrong but did'nt one of them mow down and kill one of the members of Hanoi Rocks while driving in a drunken stuper then release an album call "music to crash cars to".

    1. No. They were both in the car. Vince Neil was driving and they crashed. It was completely accidental.

    2. No. They wouldn't have been that stupid.
  • KimonoKimono Posts: 201 Trailblazer
    couldn't resist...

    From The Vandals' 'Vibrator song': "You're built like R2D2 and you smell like Mr. Ed"

    Also, Tenacious D's 'Wonderboy': "How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:

    2. No. They wouldn't have been that stupid.


    I'm afraid they were. It was called "music to crash your car to", released in 2003 and has a burning car on the front. Google it if you don't believe me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kimono wrote:

    Also, Tenacious D's 'Wonderboy': "How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle."
    \

    Oh thats my favorite part

    There is one song. I have it on a disk somewhere but every time i search for it the band i thought it was never shows up nor does any of the lyrics.

    God I'm having a brain fart now. I listened to the vandals my girlfriend is dead now I cannot think of any other song but that. Can't even remember a part of the lyrics. But the song is about killing his girlfriend but then stuffing her. Like with diamond earrings and roses and perfume so she don't stink up my room, then something like in 20 years she'll still look the same. Grrr...

    If anybody can tell me that song... well i'll be quite pleased and say thank you very much.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kimono wrote:
    Also, Tenacious D's 'Wonderboy': "How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle."

    How about the power to move you... ding ding dong ding dong
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Funny bands are okay, but I can't deal with jokey/novelty songs all day long.

    I prefer witty bands like Pulp, the Arctic Monkeys and The Smiths.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,324 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    I'm afraid they were. It was called "music to crash your car to", released in 2003 and has a burning car on the front. Google it if you don't believe me.

    http://www.ragazzi-music.de/bilder/deathboy_gr.jpg

    Rofl.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't believe no one mentioned WEEN!
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,285 Skive's The Limit
    Mor silly funny than clever funny but...

    The Wurzels
    Moped - Scooter Tibute Band.
    Judge Dread
    Kevin Bloody Wilson.
    Bonzo Dog.
    Weekender Offender 
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