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very distasteful =\
No shit, Sherlock.
A: Nothing. They've never met
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Fo' drizzle.
Copying every single joke from the Blonde Jokes webpage is shameful :yeees:
1st person - "I heard a really funny joke today"
2nd person - "what? was it?"
1st person - "*Insert 2nd person's mum's name here*" que laughter from 1st person only
and no, I wasn't the 2nd person :razz: (or the 1st, I'm not nasty o:^) )
there's a blonde in a rowing boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away
another blonde drives past, sees the blonde in the boat and stops, yelling,
"what the hell are you doing, it's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name!"
the blonde in the boat replies, "what do you mean..?" looking rather confused
blonde in the car shouts, "you're rowing the wrong way!"
a dead baby in a swimming pool.
what's black n at the bottom of a swimming pool?
said baby a week later.
why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms.
some distasteful jokes ive heard in my time.
Thats fab
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon..... And......
Michael Jackson fucks kids.
Because this year they're hanging Glitter.
I know it's wrong, but it makes me laugh
ROFL
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss outta the knickers!
Off its head!
The diahorrea of Anne Frank
Ouch!
This has been one of the best threads ever!
Crap jokes rock!
Not imo.
'Cos it has forelegs at the front and two at the back.
And following on from the dead monkey:
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the dead one.
If you're going to post a crap joke, at least don't post one that's been done already.
Thief.
That one sucks . Probably why it's here in the first place.
did you really like it or was that sarcasm?
"No..?"
"Oh..I better not tell you; you'll never get over it!"
Picket.
Park in it man!!!!