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Really bad joke thread.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Blonde walks into a bar. Ouch.

    What do Ryan Giggs and Ayrton Senna have in common? Neither can take corners.

    very distasteful =\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    muse- wrote:
    very distasteful =\

    No shit, Sherlock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
    A: Nothing. They've never met
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
    A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
    Fo' drizzle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
    A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

    Copying every single joke from the Blonde Jokes webpage is shameful :yeees:





    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The worst one I heard was:

    1st person - "I heard a really funny joke today"

    2nd person - "what? was it?"


    1st person - "*Insert 2nd person's mum's name here*" que laughter from 1st person only

    and no, I wasn't the 2nd person :razz: (or the 1st, I'm not nasty o:^) )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my fave. blonde joke:

    there's a blonde in a rowing boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away

    another blonde drives past, sees the blonde in the boat and stops, yelling,

    "what the hell are you doing, it's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name!"

    the blonde in the boat replies, "what do you mean..?" looking rather confused

    blonde in the car shouts, "you're rowing the wrong way!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what's pink n floats?

    a dead baby in a swimming pool.

    what's black n at the bottom of a swimming pool?

    said baby a week later.

    why did the girl fall off the swing?

    she had no arms.


    some distasteful jokes ive heard in my time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fenix Blade wrote:
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
    Fo' drizzle.

    Thats fab :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?



    Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon..... And......









    Michael Jackson fucks kids.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, there's randomness and there's comedy. I think a lot of you are confusing the two.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why is there no tinsel in Viet Nam?

    Because this year they're hanging Glitter.



    I know it's wrong, but it makes me laugh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    why did the baker have smelly fingers?

    'cause he kneaded a poo.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    ROFL

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bad jokes rock :thumb:

    Why was the washing machine laughing?

    It was taking the piss outta the knickers!

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you call a wig on the floor?

    Off its head!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whats brown and hides in the attic?

    The diahorrea of Anne Frank
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Man walks into a bar.
















    Ouch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Bad jokes rock :thumb:

    Why was the washing machine laughing?

    It was taking the piss outta the knickers!

    :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    This has been one of the best threads ever!

    Crap jokes rock!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Crap jokes rock!

    Not imo. :(
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    A young woman walks off the bus with her shirt half open and one breast out of it. An old lady passing by tells her "Is that fashion now?". The girl looks confused for the moment, and then shouts "Oh no! The baby!" and runs after the bus.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does a horse have 6 legs?

    'Cos it has forelegs at the front and two at the back.


    And following on from the dead monkey:
    Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the dead one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Man walks into a bar. Ouch!

    If you're going to post a crap joke, at least don't post one that's been done already.

    Thief.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bluesneakersben wrote:
    What the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?



    Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon..... And......









    Michael Jackson fucks kids.

    That one sucks :(. Probably why it's here in the first place.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Kermit wrote:
    If you're going to post a crap joke, at least don't post one that's been done already.

    Thief.
    Sorry. I didn't read the thread. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    ROFL

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :lol:

    did you really like it or was that sarcasm? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "money doesnt grow on trees tho banks have many branches"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Have you heard the one about the ginormous wall?"
    "No..?"
    "Oh..I better not tell you; you'll never get over it!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what do you do when your nose goes on strike?

    Picket.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what do you do if you see a space man?



    Park in it man!!!!
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