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Really bad joke thread.
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Heard one this morning, thought if see if you lot can do any worse. Here goes:
I was driving to work this morning behind one of those magic tractors.
Wait for it......
Followed it up the road for about a mile and it turned into a field. :no:
I was driving to work this morning behind one of those magic tractors.
Wait for it......
Followed it up the road for about a mile and it turned into a field. :no:
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Puss in Boots.
:yeees:
This was the joke in my cracker at xmas lunch today. Cheap arsed crackers, only had a hat and a shit joke!
The Mouses of Parliament
"It hurts when I touch my forehead, my chin, my cheeks, my nose, my lips, and it even hurts when I touch my ears"
Hmm said the Doctor "I think you've broken your finger" :no:
Oh dear! :no:
Classic Tommy Cooper I believe.
Not sure, ninj. It was on the radio this morning - they were discussing really bad jokes etc.
The tractor one just seemed to hit home.
a stick
Snow balls
:yeees:
You're quite right to make that face, missy. That was awful.
I actually thought mine was quite good. It entertained my 10 year old self, anyway.
What's pink and fluffy...
pink fluff
the Barman asks him "what's up, why so sad?"
the Atom says "I've lost an electron"
Barman "are you sure?"
Atom "yes... I'm positive"
*is ashamed*
Following on from that cracker...
An electron, a proton and a neutron walk into a bar.
The Electron asks the barman 'How much for a pint?'. The barman says 'for you, that'll be £2'
The Proton asks the same question and again the barman replies 'for you too, that'll be £2'
The Neutron asks the same question but the barman smiles and says, 'for you mate, no charge.'
Thank you - I'm here til Sunday.
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was pulled in by a particularly strong currant
very true :yes:
but that would kind of spoil the joke
this one is probably slightly more obscure...
a higgs boson particle is on his way to church, upon entering, takes a seat and waits for the announcements, hymn's, prayers etc.
sitting around for a bit, nothing happens, and slowly everyone turns and looks at him.
"what's going on?" he asks
"oh, I'm sorry... I thought you were supposed to give mass!" replies the priest
I'm so sorry ... oh, and link... (don't worry, I think I'm drained of bad jokes now)
'cause it died.
it's actually one of my favourites!
Because they've lost all their matches!!
"ba dom tish"
'cause he kneaded a poo.
A pedestrian asked the cop why he stopped.
"I've already seen that movie"
in the dark!!
That was really bad.
What do Ryan Giggs and Ayrton Senna have in common? Neither can take corners.
Is it mine?
pregnant
lightbulb?
A: 4. One to incorrectly diagnose the problem, 2 to repeat the first
rep's notes to the customer, and one to inform the customer that the
lightbulb changing service is no longer available in that location.