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You have to be careful because that can make you pregnant
Not if you stand on a phone book like.
Great, now I don't want any dinner. Thanks :grump:
Seriously though... vagina. fun word
I prefer real ones.
Anyway, its well know that anything that goes up a girls "front bottom" will instantly get sucked into a kind of extra stomach that girls have, where it gets ground up and digested for about a month, before being turned into a kind of pellet with a string attached, that girls then pull out and then use to decorate their houses in a weird ritual, known as having the painters in.
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and that's the line, and oops yeah someone's crossed it!
seriously, is that true
if so Im calling it my foofoo from now on
'tis nowt if not educational