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30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!!
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Inspired and reminded by bad seed's moaning girls thread, decided to post this chainmail thing up; guys: your opinions; girls: your attention
Some arent as relevant in this community (like number 7, simply becasue of the rest of the site) but its easier just to copyandpaste it all up.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice
if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just
mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it
down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.
Some arent as relevant in this community (like number 7, simply becasue of the rest of the site) but its easier just to copyandpaste it all up.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice
if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just
mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it
down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.
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Comments
:sour:
Keep my name out of this!
I was inspired by Kermit. It's his fault.
Abso-bollock-lutely.
:sour:
:grump::sour::grump:
Strongly disagree.
Agree
Definately no, no one wants to look at the toilet, the seat and lid should always be down (unless you are using it that is).
That really is very childish
:sour:
And whats that supposed to mean young man?
*closes toilet seat lid*
*runs away*
Yes, indeed, thats what the toilet rug is for, to soak up the little misses.
Thank heavens I'm not the only one who thinks like that. I hate toilet seats and lids being left up. They are there for a reason.
Its just those filthy men, they dont know their arse from their elbow when it comes to hygiene.
Ladies. Ask.
Don't hint, set up situations, talk about "what your friend Jane has done", repeatedly mention, sigh, tut, roll your eyes, come up with stuff that's tangential to what you want, dance around the issue, or talk to your mother/girlfriends/sister/speaking clock about what you want us to do on the phone when you know we are in earshot.
ASK. FOR FUCKS SAKE, ASK!
i.e. "would you pick me up from work"
I don't need/want a ten minute story about all the potential trials or tribulations of your journey home sans car, how Dave picked CHerree up and took her to a romantic dinner, the problems with buses, how it's getting dark and there was an attack in the town centre, the awkward pauses while you think up another way to manipualte me into going "do you want a lift?"
Asking is simpler.
Dedicted to Mrs. K, who is getting on my nerves today.
I quite agree.
I always put the lid down, and hate it when guests to my house leave the bloody thing up.
Gah.
I'd come to your house then.
Loo seat+lid = closed.
But ... if I'm in someone else's house and they leave it up all the time then I do the same as them. When in Rome etc.