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30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Inspired and reminded by bad seed's moaning girls thread, decided to post this chainmail thing up; guys: your opinions; girls: your attention ;)
Some arent as relevant in this community (like number 7, simply becasue of the rest of the site) but its easier just to copyandpaste it all up.

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice
if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just
mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it
down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.
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Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed

    :sour:

    Keep my name out of this!
    I was inspired by Kermit. It's his fault.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't forget :grump: for reasons of diversity and multismileyism.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't forget :grump: for reasons of diversity and multismileyism.

    Abso-bollock-lutely.

    :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd agree for most of them.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    Abso-bollock-lutely.

    :sour:
    For people who dont quite get this, check out the 'moaning little girls' thread.
    :grump::sour::grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    24. PMS is not an excuse.

    Strongly disagree.
    25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done

    Agree
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    damn spot on that list
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very good.......! tho No 24 is not an excuse-->its the honest truth!! :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually when I have finished on the loo i always put the top of the toilet seat down--->my boyfriend can neva b arsed lifting the whole toilet seat up (lazy pig) so it works well for us-til he pee's on the seat...........but i've actually moaned enough at him bout it that he actually concentrates on what he is actually doin n neva pee's on seat!!!! :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
    up when you're done.

    Definately no, no one wants to look at the toilet, the seat and lid should always be down (unless you are using it that is).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Definately no, no one wants to look at the toilet
    Toilets are functional items, not architectural masterpieces to be admired. Up, down, lid closed, who cares? Just do your business and move on. There are more exciting rooms in the house.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, if you want to be slovenly thats up to you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    :o

    That really is very childish
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    That really is very childish
    :eek2: :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    :eek2: :confused:

    :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    :eek2: :confused:

    And whats that supposed to mean young man?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite.

    *closes toilet seat lid*

    *runs away*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well done, and anyway if you flush the toilet with the lid up then the surrounding area is coated in a tiny amount of your waste, which isnt a nice thought.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That happens anyway with some people. :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    That happens anyway with some people. :sour:

    Yes, indeed, thats what the toilet rug is for, to soak up the little misses.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Well done, and anyway if you flush the toilet with the lid up then the surrounding area is coated in a tiny amount of your waste, which isnt a nice thought.


    Thank heavens I'm not the only one who thinks like that. I hate toilet seats and lids being left up. They are there for a reason.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I'm not coming to YOUR house! ew. Toilet lid should always be closed because I come from a house where my younger brothers and sisters used to drop things down it. like the whole loo roll. and my toothbrush. and their toys. so the loo lid should always be closed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank heavens I'm not the only one who thinks like that. I hate toilet seats and lids being left up. They are there for a reason.

    Its just those filthy men, they dont know their arse from their elbow when it comes to hygiene.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One for the list.

    Ladies. Ask.

    Don't hint, set up situations, talk about "what your friend Jane has done", repeatedly mention, sigh, tut, roll your eyes, come up with stuff that's tangential to what you want, dance around the issue, or talk to your mother/girlfriends/sister/speaking clock about what you want us to do on the phone when you know we are in earshot.

    ASK. FOR FUCKS SAKE, ASK!

    i.e. "would you pick me up from work"

    I don't need/want a ten minute story about all the potential trials or tribulations of your journey home sans car, how Dave picked CHerree up and took her to a romantic dinner, the problems with buses, how it's getting dark and there was an attack in the town centre, the awkward pauses while you think up another way to manipualte me into going "do you want a lift?"

    Asking is simpler.

    Dedicted to Mrs. K, who is getting on my nerves today.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank heavens I'm not the only one who thinks like that. I hate toilet seats and lids being left up. They are there for a reason.

    I quite agree.

    I always put the lid down, and hate it when guests to my house leave the bloody thing up.

    Gah.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    I quite agree.

    I always put the lid down, and hate it when guests to my house leave the bloody thing up.

    Gah.

    I'd come to your house then.
    Loo seat+lid = closed.

    But ... if I'm in someone else's house and they leave it up all the time then I do the same as them. When in Rome etc.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loo lid down always with our house. After all, what is the point of having a lid if you are not going to use it. Its there for a reason I say.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO. Shite for most of them. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    funny. one for the guys put up is met with agreement but one for the ladies put up and a bit of a different response....
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