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rar! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/bite.gif">
lol id forgotten about the sellotape! i have no idea how it could ever possibly all fit together to make sense. probably best you didnt tell me actually <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
~ Nietzsche
that's when you came, when did you start wanking? must have been a pain on the shoulder <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
i actually came before i started wanking.... is this common?
(grrr@flood control)
Turtle is not funny.
Time if advancing slowly, feels like crap.
Love advancing slowly, feels like a eternity diviness.
Time advancing fast, feels great.
Love advancing fast feels like an eternity of nothingless.
Either way ur screwed.
ah it wouldn't be so bad if you knew what i was doing! it's not what you think!
(although the truth would probably force upon you the need for a strategic chunder)
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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
Ooooh, someone's suddenly interested. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
rar! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/bite.gif">
oh no you don't! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
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tell all to benefit the..um...those that may try something like this and give them the ligh of your experience
(effin tell us!!) <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
trust me... there's no-one else who would get any kind of sexual kick out of it. i sure as hell wouldn't anymore. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
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"anymore"? so you did then...so there was someone who got a kick out of it
SO TELL! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
yes and it was a very immature child, who would grow to become a fully-fledged sick bastard. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
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Everyone's dying to know, if you didn't want to tell anyone you shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place.
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Just for the record, the average length is between 5.75 and 6 inches. Average circumference is 4.75 inches. Just go to google and search for average penis size, you'll find a few sites with all the stats.