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i feel so proud.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
the common british garden slug is being considered as a candidate for the endangered species list ...seriously.
why am i proud?
cos i have played a big part in bringing this particular species to its knees!
i pour salt on 'em ...i squish 'em under my 'ob nails...thousands every season.
and the season has begun.
so get squishing ...the last one left alive will be put into a glass prison and forced to live forever.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in bright sunlight.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yay for the downfall of slugs!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha putting salt on them is so funny :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah, the poor little things. They don't really do people any harm .. well, unless you eat them I suppose. They're actually quite cute (if you squint). MR, you're a big meanie.

    Ants on the other hand, let's get them on the endangered list .... or ladybirds, or butterflies ... I hate those fuckers!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Earwigs...evil evil earwigs...they scare me senseless :( and daddylonglegs though it t'aint the season for em atm... :(:(:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    daddylonglegs

    :shocking: i hate daddylonglegs.... they used to surround the playground in primary school.... never got over that :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate cockroaches, and dont even get me started on silverfish *shivers*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loopi wrote:
    Ah, the poor little things. They don't really do people any harm .. well, unless you eat them I suppose. They're actually quite cute (if you squint). MR, you're a big meanie.

    Ants on the other hand, let's get them on the endangered list .... or ladybirds, or butterflies ... I hate those fuckers!!
    even a nuclear wipe out will not rid my ants from this planet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've got him started on ants again!!!!!!!!!1
    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    slugs eat plants us humans like. I dont have a problem with other insects, but things that eat things I want to eat (selfishly) must be destroyed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    slugs eat plants us humans like. I dont have a problem with other insects, but things that eat things I want to eat (selfishly) must be destroyed.
    So therefore you want us all dead?!?

    *runs away quickly*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loopi wrote:
    So therefore you want us all dead?!?

    *runs away quickly*

    you can run, but you cant hide...


    assuming you've been eating things from my garden that is :chin:
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    Fish_food wrote:
    :shocking: i hate daddylonglegs.... they used to surround the playground in primary school.... never got over that :no:
    I think you mean craneflys.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    you can run, but you cant hide...


    assuming you've been eating things from my garden that is :chin:
    *breathes a sigh of relief*

    Had you been more specific before, I could have saved my energy!! Definitely not been near your garden .... yet!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loopi wrote:
    *breathes a sigh of relief*

    Had you been more specific before, I could have saved my energy!! Definitely not been near your garden .... yet!!

    gerroff my land! *grumbles* :lol::)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I think you mean craneflys.
    craneflys?

    havent heard of them.... but i'm guessing thats the propper name :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yup, that's the correct name. Didn't you ever try to pull their wings off when you were at school? You would soon have got over your fear then? Even funnier to do when they're mating ... they're kind of stuck then as they can't fly off!!

    And by the way ..... just spotted a few of them on Replicant's plants but don't tell him I was in his garden!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i used to watch people pull their wings off... and their legs :lol: was so funny watching them try and fly without legs hehe.....

    but no... i never held one... i refused
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