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i feel so proud.
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the common british garden slug is being considered as a candidate for the endangered species list ...seriously.
why am i proud?
cos i have played a big part in bringing this particular species to its knees!
i pour salt on 'em ...i squish 'em under my 'ob nails...thousands every season.
and the season has begun.
so get squishing ...the last one left alive will be put into a glass prison and forced to live forever.
why am i proud?
cos i have played a big part in bringing this particular species to its knees!
i pour salt on 'em ...i squish 'em under my 'ob nails...thousands every season.
and the season has begun.
so get squishing ...the last one left alive will be put into a glass prison and forced to live forever.
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Ants on the other hand, let's get them on the endangered list .... or ladybirds, or butterflies ... I hate those fuckers!!
:shocking: i hate daddylonglegs.... they used to surround the playground in primary school.... never got over that :no:
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
*runs away quickly*
you can run, but you cant hide...
assuming you've been eating things from my garden that is :chin:
Had you been more specific before, I could have saved my energy!! Definitely not been near your garden .... yet!!
gerroff my land! *grumbles*
havent heard of them.... but i'm guessing thats the propper name
And by the way ..... just spotted a few of them on Replicant's plants but don't tell him I was in his garden!!
but no... i never held one... i refused