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Tony's got an election...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich Kid wrote:
    Since when did you become an expert on our tabloids? Do you read the Daily Mail or Daily Express, (two of Britains finest daily newspapers), on a daily basis?
    If not, you know nothing about the subject.

    Judging by the NaziMail, I think the american's got it about right.

    The Sexpress is marginally better, but only because it has tonight's porno listings for "red hot schoolgirls" amidst the treatise on the "declining morals of today" and the rants about children daring to have sex.

    BumbleBee, I was being facetious about the slogan. I know its hard, especially when hospitals are full of stupid old people who are too frail/thick to wash properly anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    BumbleBee, I was being facetious about the slogan. I know its hard, especially when hospitals are full of stupid old people who are too frail/thick to wash properly anyway.

    :blush: :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    But how hard is it to clean a hospital?

    Before the Tories, it was easy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    The Sexpress is marginally better, but only because it has tonight's porno listings for "red hot schoolgirls" amidst the treatise on the "declining morals of today" and the rants about children daring to have sex.
    Yes, but that's what happens when a traditionally moralistic publication is taken over by a man who made his fortune in pornography. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Before the Tories, it was easy

    So about 1680 then?

    Didnt know they had hospitals then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Matadore wrote:
    So about 1680 then? Didnt know they had hospitals then.
    :banghead: What? Of course we had hospitals before 1680! Ever watched any history programmes? Doctors and medics have existed for hundreds of years. They must have practised somewhere!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich Kid wrote:
    Since when did you become an expert on our tabloids? Do you read the Daily Mail or Daily Express, (two of Britains finest daily newspapers), on a daily basis?
    If not, you know nothing about the subject.

    I don't profess to be an expert on American tabloids but they are the pits! There is no way they can be compared to Britains finest! I salute the Mail & Express for highlighting the key issues that concern the people of this country!

    OH OF COURSE! because if i choose not to sift through dog shit i wouldn't know what it smells like would i? i owe you an apology oh great and wise pooper-scooper. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    OH OF COURSE! because if i choose not to sift through dog shit i wouldn't know what it smells like would i? i owe you an apology oh great and wise pooper-scooper. :rolleyes:
    Leave it, you two! This is a thread about Tony's election, not newspapers!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, actually your first post looks like it has to do more with Tony in the papers. And seeing as how the more fun part to debate is the papers...tra la la la la.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    lol, actually your first post looks like it has to do more with Tony in the papers. And seeing as how the more fun part to debate is the papers...tra la la la la.
    Ah, good point. On that, carry on bashing newspapers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Matadore wrote:
    Didnt know they had hospitals then.

    There;s lots of thing you don't know Mat. It's why you end up voting Tory :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im voting Tory for COnstitutional reasons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im very proud, i made it myself

    whatdid.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stargalaxy thinks differently...
    blair-out.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Stargalaxy thinks differently...
    blair-out.jpg

    Do you want to know how pedestrian and square you are? I'll tell you. When you first signed up and started writing things like "Having seen the good taste of the many respondents to this topic, I would like to say I would be delighted at the opportunity..." I actually thought that you were taking the piss out of all the square, boring people in the world. It turns out that really you are their king. I can't think of any other way to describe it. You're just.. Square. I mean look at that poster. If anyone else would have made it I would have thought "Yer... Pisstake", but you seem to be living on a different planet to the rest of us.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Matadore wrote:
    Im voting Tory for COnstitutional reasons.

    Personally, I already have a strong constitution.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Personally, I already have a strong constitution.

    Do I need to tell you what Labour have done to the British constitution?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'm as regular as ever. :p

    BTW We don't actually have a written constitution, so please explain...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BTW We don't actually have a written constitution, so please explain...

    Correction , its uncodified and that certainly doesnt mean we dont have a constitution.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Capacity wrote:
    When you first signed up and started writing things like "Having seen the good taste of the many respondents to this topic, I would like to say I would be delighted at the opportunity..."
    (1) I don't ever recall writing anything of the sort.
    (2) I make no apologies for the formal way that I type.
    (3) I don't give a flying fuck what you think anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    (1) I don't ever recall writing anything of the sort.
    I could find it if it really matters to you?
    stargalaxy wrote:
    (3) I don't give a flying fuck what you think anyway.
    And by 'you', you mean 'all of the site'? Everyone is in agreeance that you are boring and square.

    I'll say no more on the matter, less I'm accused of being mean. Have the last say.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Capacity wrote:
    Everyone is in agreeance that you are boring and square.

    Nobody asked me........


    :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey I'm agreeing with FTP again :thumb: , nobody asked me either
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    im very proud, i made it myself

    whatdid.jpg

    you do all realise that was a piss take, from young and energetic, to grey haired and witha heart condition

    hmm, twit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some say backing Blair is the sensible thing to do. Others are actually sane.
    http://www.backingblair.co.uk/vote_blair/
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