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Did you hear about the missing gay magician?
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He vanished with a poof!
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A comedian takes his friend to a comedy club after hours.
On stage, a comedian shouts out "9!" All the comedians in the audience start laughing.
The next one gets on stage and yells out "17!" The audience starts rolling in the aisles.
The newcomer turns to his friend and asks "What's going on?"
"Well," the comedian says, "we've all heard these jokes so many times that we found it easier just to assign them numbers when we tell them to each other."
"Neat!" the man says. "Can I try?"
"Sure!"
The man goes up on stage, taps the mics, and then says "5."
Silence.
He steps off stage. His friend looks at him and says "Sorry. You must have told it wrong."
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When you're having a wank and your hand falls asleep!
i love that joke!
It seems so wrong to laugh and yet
Don't get it
the girls got their names from having the "thing" fall on their head. Rose had a rose pettle fall on her head, Lily had a lily(flower) fall on her head and cinderblock had a cinderblock fell on her. that ruined the joke explaining it oh well
Errrr...... I don't know how to explain it really!
:yes:
In the picture, the cinderblocks are the things on the bottom.
Very heavy
hmmm... i never knew thats what they were called. i always thought a cinder block had something to do with a bonfire or something.
The cinderblock joke is funnier a) when told, rather than written, and b) when it's an anvil. Anvils have inherent comic value.
No, breeze blocks are solid with a few little holes through them...
tho Kermit speaks the truth: Anvils have the most comedy value
you can't drop an anvil on me for i am holding my umbrella
After this had happened many times and she and her friends had drank an enormous amount of tea, they noticed it was getting dark so her friends decided to leave. As they were walking away from her house, one of them said to the other: "Claire is a wonderful person otherwise, but all that time we were at her house, she could at least have made us some tea." And the other replies: "Claire... Claire... Gosh, I haven't seen her for years!"
Fraid not, Cinderblock is the name more commonly used in the states where as breeze block is the name more commonly used in the UK.... they are both the same thing and look like this:
A man walks into a bar... ouch!
Sorry was the best i could come up with at the time