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Did you hear about the missing gay magician?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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He vanished with a poof! :p

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That wasn't even funny when i was 11 :rolleyes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :no:


    A comedian takes his friend to a comedy club after hours.

    On stage, a comedian shouts out "9!" All the comedians in the audience start laughing.

    The next one gets on stage and yells out "17!" The audience starts rolling in the aisles.

    The newcomer turns to his friend and asks "What's going on?"

    "Well," the comedian says, "we've all heard these jokes so many times that we found it easier just to assign them numbers when we tell them to each other."

    "Neat!" the man says. "Can I try?"

    "Sure!"

    The man goes up on stage, taps the mics, and then says "5."

    Silence.

    He steps off stage. His friend looks at him and says "Sorry. You must have told it wrong."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Did you hear about the missing gay magician?
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    He vanished with a poof! :p
    your link isn't working
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know, thats why i deleted it. i suck at things like that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's the ultimate rejection?

    When you're having a wank and your hand falls asleep!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There were 3 daughters and their father driving in the car. the first little girl says "Daddy, how did you get my name?" and he replied" well sweetie, when you were born, a rose pettle fell on your head so that's where we got the name Rose." the second daughter asked the same question. "Daddy where did you get my name from?" the father replied "well when you were born, a lily fell on your head so thats where we got your name, Lily." the third daughter "dfvklsnerihcvxcbasdnmx" and the dad turns around and says :mad: "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"

    :lol: i love that joke!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Did you hear about the missing gay magician?
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    He vanished with a poof! :p

    It seems so wrong to laugh and yet

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    There were 3 daughters and their father driving in the car. the first little girl says "Daddy, how did you get my name?" and he replied" well sweetie, when you were born, a rose pettle fell on your head so that's where we got the name Rose." the second daughter asked the same question. "Daddy where did you get my name from?" the father replied "well when you were born, a lily fell on your head so thats where we got your name, Lily." the third daughter "dfvklsnerihcvxcbasdnmx" and the dad turns around and says :mad: "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"

    :lol: i love that joke!

    Don't get it :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rocks
    Don't get it :confused:


    :( the girls got their names from having the "thing" fall on their head. Rose had a rose pettle fall on her head, Lily had a lily(flower) fall on her head and cinderblock had a cinderblock fell on her. :lol: that ruined the joke explaining it :( oh well
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    :no:


    A comedian takes his friend to a comedy club after hours.

    On stage, a comedian shouts out "9!" All the comedians in the audience start laughing.

    The next one gets on stage and yells out "17!" The audience starts rolling in the aisles.

    The newcomer turns to his friend and asks "What's going on?"

    "Well," the comedian says, "we've all heard these jokes so many times that we found it easier just to assign them numbers when we tell them to each other."

    "Neat!" the man says. "Can I try?"

    "Sure!"

    The man goes up on stage, taps the mics, and then says "5."

    Silence.

    He steps off stage. His friend looks at him and says "Sorry. You must have told it wrong."
    I don't understand this joke!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Randomgirl
    I don't understand this joke!

    Errrr...... I don't know how to explain it really!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what's a cinderblock?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    what's a cinderblock?
    piece of coal?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think it's a big bit of concrete.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    I think it's a big bit of concrete.


    :yes:

    In the picture, the cinderblocks are the things on the bottom.

    Very heavy :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    :yes:

    In the picture, the cinderblocks are the things on the bottom.

    Very heavy :(

    hmmm... i never knew thats what they were called. i always thought a cinder block had something to do with a bonfire or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :banghead:

    The cinderblock joke is funnier a) when told, rather than written, and b) when it's an anvil. :p Anvils have inherent comic value.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    Breeze blocks.

    No, breeze blocks are solid with a few little holes through them...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    either way, 'Breeze Block' is funnier because people know what they are :p

    tho Kermit speaks the truth: Anvils have the most comedy value :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lemur
    either way, 'Breeze Block' is funnier because people know what they are :p

    tho Kermit speaks the truth: Anvils have the most comedy value :)

    you can't drop an anvil on me for i am holding my umbrella :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :banghead: :rolleyes:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    An old woman with altzheimmer(sp?) had invited two friends of hers for tea. So she wouldn't forget, she put a large "MAKE TEA" note on the fridge. So when her friends came, after some chatting she went to the kitchen, saw the note and made tea. She took it to her friends, and after they drank it she took the empty cups back to the kitchen. Then she saw the note again, thought she had forgotten to make tea, and made some more.
    After this had happened many times and she and her friends had drank an enormous amount of tea, they noticed it was getting dark so her friends decided to leave. As they were walking away from her house, one of them said to the other: "Claire is a wonderful person otherwise, but all that time we were at her house, she could at least have made us some tea." And the other replies: "Claire... Claire... Gosh, I haven't seen her for years!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kate1
    No, breeze blocks are solid with a few little holes through them...


    Fraid not, Cinderblock is the name more commonly used in the states where as breeze block is the name more commonly used in the UK.... they are both the same thing and look like this:

    hut4.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ohh and so as not to assist in the totally takeover of this thread:

    A man walks into a bar... ouch! :p


    Sorry was the best i could come up with at the time
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