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An ode to this site's ideal of real beauty...*Lisa*
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Right, i'm gonna sound like i'm 'flexin' out like a G, bro', but, well, isn't she just exquisite?
I mean, just look at her! I literally stared, and spit just oozed out of the corner of my mouth. Her image, her beauty, her divinty is just burned upon my corneas. It's actually driving me nuts how one individual can be so stunning.
Yay for her, and please, if you cannot think of a superlative to praise her beauty, feel free to use one i've listed, they all fit quite well, I believe:
Supreme
Divine
Enigmatic
Incomparable
Stunning
Alluring
Beautiful
Graceful
Enchanting
Angelic
Quaint
Ambrosial
And so on.
Really though, and I mean really....I fancy her like a retard who wants his rusks.
Look at her! She's gorgeous!
Yeah, so not even 20 posts in i've proclaimed my attraction to someone.
I wanna kiss her :flirt:
I mean, just look at her! I literally stared, and spit just oozed out of the corner of my mouth. Her image, her beauty, her divinty is just burned upon my corneas. It's actually driving me nuts how one individual can be so stunning.
Yay for her, and please, if you cannot think of a superlative to praise her beauty, feel free to use one i've listed, they all fit quite well, I believe:
Supreme
Divine
Enigmatic
Incomparable
Stunning
Alluring
Beautiful
Graceful
Enchanting
Angelic
Quaint
Ambrosial
And so on.
Really though, and I mean really....I fancy her like a retard who wants his rusks.
Look at her! She's gorgeous!
Yeah, so not even 20 posts in i've proclaimed my attraction to someone.
I wanna kiss her :flirt:
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(In a completely straight way, of course )
Keep reaching for that goal
Why don't you write her a poem, that way you can really show how you feel. Post it when you're done. ; )
You may have mis understood my meaning.
I meant If I were you, I'd keep dreaming of getting with her.
I knew what you meant, I was just being you for a moment
Of course i do not mean that *Lisa* is not fanciable, it's just the ode and all that and he has such a small....post count:eek2:
if slightly stalkerish....
:yes: :nervous:
hmmm i'd be worried lisa!!
Me too. But maybe she knows him?
You've got your very own internet stalker!
You should be proud:p
What is a "t'missus"?
You shouldn't encourage him..
and Lisa it shows you spend to much time on the net when you get a stalker, I hope you didn't reply to my "whats up your street" thread he might try and work out where you live:nervous:
be afraid...very afraid....
:yes:
Just hope that he doesn't know where you live. Or if he does, that his guide dog can't reach the doorbell
hahahaha your funny dude
I think it's like T-Mobile.
Only with a T-Mobile you can press a button if you're sick of listening to it
thats the best thing I heard all night:)
Oh you are in the zone tonight girlfriend! High-five!
hehe.. O2 rules but you don't get that:)
I heard Vodafones good company over there:)
Surely you mean a good company?
That was crying out for another wisecrack.
never heard of it. i wouldn't trust a phone company that can't spell phone properly.
lol.. they're alright...
so... someone's been here hardly any time at all and he's in with you lisa, you must have a magnetic personality