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An ode to this site's ideal of real beauty...*Lisa*

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Right, i'm gonna sound like i'm 'flexin' out like a G, bro', but, well, isn't she just exquisite?

I mean, just look at her! I literally stared, and spit just oozed out of the corner of my mouth. Her image, her beauty, her divinty is just burned upon my corneas. It's actually driving me nuts how one individual can be so stunning.

Yay for her, and please, if you cannot think of a superlative to praise her beauty, feel free to use one i've listed, they all fit quite well, I believe:

Supreme
Divine
Enigmatic
Incomparable
Stunning
Alluring
Beautiful
Graceful
Enchanting
Angelic
Quaint
Ambrosial

And so on.

Really though, and I mean really....I fancy her like a retard who wants his rusks.

Look at her! She's gorgeous!

Yeah, so not even 20 posts in i've proclaimed my attraction to someone.

I wanna kiss her :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She is indeed a very pretty gal, but i dont think ill go as far as to do that :p
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    i think you should run lisa, for the love of god, RRUUNNNNNNN!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, Lisa is gorgeous. :)

    (In a completely straight way, of course :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can give you free crisps and alcohol :)
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Yes, Lisa is indeed a hot little lady although, I'd keep dreaming of getting with her...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gosh ain't you a lucky girl getting an ode ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    I'd keep dreaming of getting with her...

    Keep reaching for that goal :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Need some help pulling yourself out?

    Why don't you write her a poem, that way you can really show how you feel. Post it when you're done. ; )
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Dark Soldier
    Keep reaching for that goal :)

    You may have mis understood my meaning.

    I meant If I were you, I'd keep dreaming of getting with her.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    You may have mis understood my meaning.

    I meant If I were you, I'd keep dreaming of getting with her.

    I knew what you meant, I was just being you for a moment :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gosh that is disturbing, it must be a joke right?

    Of course i do not mean that *Lisa* is not fanciable, it's just the ode and all that and he has such a small....post count:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    Gosh that is disturbing, it must be a joke right?

    Of course i do not mean that *Lisa* is not fanciable, it's just the ode and all that and he has such a small....post count:eek2:
    but it is 'bless'
    if slightly stalkerish....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104

    if slightly stalkerish....

    :yes: :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104
    but it is 'bless'
    if slightly stalkerish....


    hmmm i'd be worried lisa!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by _Hermione_
    hmmm i'd be worried lisa!!

    Me too. But maybe she knows him?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never paid him to do this, I swear. :| Who the fuck are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She'snot as nice as t'missus. Obviously.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    I never paid him to do this, I swear. :| Who the fuck are you?

    You've got your very own internet stalker!

    You should be proud:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    She'snot as nice as t'missus. Obviously.

    What is a "t'missus"?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    Need some help pulling yourself out?

    Why don't you write her a poem, that way you can really show how you feel. Post it when you're done. ; )

    You shouldn't encourage him..

    and Lisa it shows you spend to much time on the net when you get a stalker, I hope you didn't reply to my "whats up your street" thread he might try and work out where you live:nervous:

    be afraid...very afraid....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    I never paid him to do this, I swear. :|

    :yes:

    Just hope that he doesn't know where you live. Or if he does, that his guide dog can't reach the doorbell :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Or if he does, that his guide dog can't reach the doorbell :p


    hahahaha :lol: your funny dude
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    What is a "t'missus"?

    I think it's like T-Mobile.

    Only with a T-Mobile you can press a button if you're sick of listening to it :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    I think it's like T-Mobile.

    Only with a T-Mobile you can press a button if you're sick of listening to it :p

    :lol: thats the best thing I heard all night:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    I think it's like T-Mobile.

    Only with a T-Mobile you can press a button if you're sick of listening to it :p

    Oh you are in the zone tonight girlfriend! High-five!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but t-mobile sucks balls :( not as much as cellular one though... fucking bastard company.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    but t-mobile sucks balls :( not as much as cellular one though... fucking bastard company.

    hehe.. O2 rules but you don't get that:)

    I heard Vodafones good company over there:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire

    I heard Vodafones good company over there:)

    Surely you mean a good company? :p

    That was crying out for another wisecrack.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire


    I heard Vodafones good company over there:)

    never heard of it. i wouldn't trust a phone company that can't spell phone properly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    never heard of it. i wouldn't trust a phone company that can't spell phone properly.

    lol.. they're alright...

    so... someone's been here hardly any time at all and he's in :heart: with you lisa, you must have a magnetic personality
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