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hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.
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Chocolate.
(Some women also accept cash and credit card)
You old romantic.
Lmao. Classic
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hello khazz again, we must stop bumping into each other like this
Her vagine is probably not up for grabs at the moment unless of course she;s a slapper then youre ok and all she will want is half a lager :thumb:
where you from, and like how old are you?
and i knew my spelling was bad ......
oh and to your little question: love, money, beer lol !!
Besides Khazz, it's a vagina.
Wont she be lucky
Give her a chicken called dave and she'll be yours for life.....oh no wait thats me! whoops never mind.
*offers chicken called dave*
best we don't find out, eh.
nah, i'm proposing that you can be the one to find out, in order for you to report back to us.
use your vagine well;)
It's your only chance.
ok ive thought about it...
a dark alley and a hammer is all that comes to mind tho...
oh that one made me laugh, yes yes.
though bad, and if you do, sir khaz, i shall find you and kill you, seriously :mad:
*swoons* :flirt:
aaah a chicken called dave
On you maybe
:no:
I guess he's not going to thank us for our helpful suggestions. :chin:
Bopz
You could try tellin her your a phtographa (sp) (worth a try!)
If she read this then you havnt got a chance!