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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Flowers.
    Chocolate.

    (Some women also accept cash and credit card)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    £20.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.

    You old romantic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.
    Lmao. Classic
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.
    your :heart:


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.

    hello khazz again, we must stop bumping into each other like this :D

    Her vagine is probably not up for grabs at the moment unless of course she;s a slapper then youre ok and all she will want is half a lager :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO


    where you from, and like how old are you?

    and i knew my spelling was bad ......


    oh and to your little question: love, money, beer lol !!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: ladies
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    hello khazz again, we must stop bumping into each other like this :D

    Her vagine is probably not up for grabs at the moment unless of course she;s a slapper then youre ok and all she will want is half a lager :thumb:

    :lol:


    Besides Khazz, it's a vagina.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: ladies
    Originally posted by lipsy
    your :heart:
    Wont she be lucky
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.


    Give her a chicken called dave and she'll be yours for life.....oh no wait thats me! whoops never mind.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Zella
    Give her a chicken called dave and she'll be yours for life.....oh no wait thats me! whoops never mind.

    *offers chicken called dave*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Wont she be lucky


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you never know, he might have lots of :heart: to give.

    best we don't find out, eh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    you never know, he might have lots of :heart: to give.

    best we don't find out, eh.

    nah, i'm proposing that you can be the one to find out, in order for you to report back to us.

    use your vagine well;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rohypnol.

    It's your only chance.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.

    ok ive thought about it...

    a dark alley and a hammer is all that comes to mind tho...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Rohypnol.

    It's your only chance.

    oh that one made me laugh, yes yes.

    though bad, and if you do, sir khaz, i shall find you and kill you, seriously :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Kermit
    *offers chicken called dave*


    *swoons* :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *dreams*

    aaah a chicken called dave :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A bit of tact- a few cocktails and a pair of naughty lingerie- she will then have to model them for you and you will have to see what they feel like on her and then...smooth.... ha ha doubt it'll ever actually work though go with the chicken :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when sitting next to her in a cinema, pretend to yawn and put your arm around her, always works :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    when sitting next to her in a cinema, pretend to yawn and put your arm around her, always works :thumb:

    On you maybe :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    nah, i'm proposing that you can be the one to find out, in order for you to report back to us.

    use your vagine well;)

    :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a dildo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pussy_palace
    a dildo.

    :lol:

    I guess he's not going to thank us for our helpful suggestions. :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ermm being nice? :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Over arm technique m8 works a treat, a little yawn stretch over and if she counters go for my personal favourite the "Under arm technique" when she lift her arm up just slide it under........ :naughty:

    Bopz

    You could try tellin her your a phtographa (sp) (worth a try!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ladies
    Originally posted by Khazz93
    hello to you. i like to know. i like a woman a lot and i do think she does like me to! please could you tell what kind of gift would get me entry to her vagine.

    If she read this then you havnt got a chance!:lol:
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    this gave me my biggest laugh of the night, sorry :lol::)
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