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OK this is all off the top of my head, I'm sure I could think of better ones but it's hard to actually think what was this year and what was last year!
Hmmm, best moments:
Getting 4As at A Level and not collapsing with exhaustion in the process.
Going to Uni and finding it not as scary as I'd thought.
Reaching a year with my boyfriend and still going strong and celebrating by going on holiday.
Going on a post-exams piss up holiday with 60 other girls from my school.
Directing my first production - even if it was the teeniest weeniest thing ever, and just a school thing, I felt proud.
Worst:
My younger sister being diagnosed with depression.
Having a car crash which has made me nervous around traffic.
Losing touch with a good friend - but hopefully that'll improve again soon.
And there are definitely more but can't think of them.
No I couldnt keep it in! Couldnt let everyone thinking I was having a baby either! Still havent told me mum or any real life friends! Dont know how to go about telling me mum, im her baby!
oooh ooh ohhh, i think i get it now
beings with an E perhaps :yeees:
worst
1. being ill and on leukemia tablets for a couple of months
2. having to live in a broken home with alcoholic parents
3. havign a mental breakdown..shush bout that one not many ppl know that
4. my mates moving away
5. no girlfreind all year no even half relationships
best
1. being well for the first time in 5 years
2. getting a house of my own
3. parents not such alcoholics but we'll see how that one goes
4. gettin my self outta debt
5. and seeign the red hot chili peppers in glasgow not jsut that but meeting up with mates from college was the best day
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What is the difference between a dead dog on the road and a hun on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog
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What do you sing to a hun taking a bath?
Happy Birthday to you...
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A father, unable to get his bhoy tickets for the Celtic game promises to take his son to the pictures instead.
So, he takes the lad along to see "Quo Vadis". Everything is going along fine until after an hour or so, the wee boy bursts out crying.
The father asks the boy what's wrong... The lad explains that he is upset at seeing the lions eat all those people.
In an attempt to placate his boy, the father explains that this is okay, because the people that the lions are eating are all huns. At this, the boy brightens up considerably. After another few minutes the boy bursts out crying again. "What's the matter now?" asks the father. The wee boy replies "There are two lions over there not doing anything.....".
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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says "No way! You can't do that."
The Queen says "Watch this..." So she waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks, cheering and going ballistic. The Pope is standing there a bit gobsmacked wandering what he could do. So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the year with just one nod of my head."
The Queen replies "No way, it can't be done!"
So the Pope headbutts her.
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A little boy from Glasgow had gone to Rome on holiday with his family hoping to see the Pope. Anyway, a couple of days after they'd arrived, the Pope was doing a tour of the city in his Popemobile. The little lad was bit worried that the Pope wouldn't be able to pick him out in the crowd,
Oh his Mum said:
"Don't worry, the Pope is a footy fan, so wear your Celtic shirt and he's bound to pick you out and talk to you".
So, they're in the crowd, but the Popemobile drives past them, and stops a bit further down the street where John Paul gets out and speaks to a little boy in a Hun shirt. The Celtic bhoy is distraught and starts crying. His Mum says: "don't worry, the Pope's driving around tomorrow as well, so we'll get you a hun shirt and then he's bound to stop to see you".
The next day arrives, and the boy's got on his new hun shirt. The Popemobile stops right by him, John Paul gets out, bends down and says to the lad:
"I thought I told you get lost yesterday?"
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Q. What do you do if there is 2 huns in a corner one crying and begging for his life and the other lying dead
A. Stop laughing and re-load.
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Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rangers Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Q: What's the difference between a female Rangers Fan and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
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Q: What do you call 20 Rangers Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea
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Q: What do you have when 100 Rangers Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Above mentioned courtesy of www.Drumchapelceltic.com
1. travelling to three different cities to see Ronan Keating in concert
2. surviving the year (so far)
3. meeting my first boyfriend
4. realising he wasn't the best person for me to be with
5. seeing Blue in concert.
worst
1. splitting up with my boyfriend (until number 4 in best)
2. being ill from February to April and not knowing what was wrong with me
3. living at home
4. insomnia
5. being lonely
1 .Getting Burgled in Easter didn't take much but took awhile to cope with someone being in my home and it upset my kid.
2. Made a total fool of myself by falling for a guy I met from faceparty in April and finding out I was his rebound woman , then I freaked him out on and off for days and weeks after .
3. Which led me to meeting a guy on the rebound who turned out scary and a call to the police and being pestered on and off til late into september .
4.Meeting I had in June about my son and his speech and learning left me feeling very upset .
5.Finding out how bad my dads illness is getting and amount of pain he suffers even with lots of medication to keep him going .
Good 2003 .
1. Son loving school still and finally able to write his numbers and letters and write Mum , and Granny and Grandad amazing
progress.
2. Having a weeks holiday to myself without my son .
3.Dating a guy that didn't work out romantically but still friends and he even made a nice gesture of buying me flowers .
4.My stalker giving up eventually .
5. Taking my son swimming for the first time and he loved it
Worst:
- Not seeing my best friend when I went to Shropshire
- Eminem at Milton Keynes - WAAAAAAAAAAY too hot and Cypress Hill (the only band I actually wanted to see other than Eminem) had to cut their set short due to sound problems
- The beginning of the year. Personal reasons.
- When I had a big fall out with Rude_boyz twin brother and he didn't talk to me for 3 days. That was when he loved me and I actually thought he was a nice person
- My friends all calling me attention-seeking because I tried to tell them I wasn't happy with my life.
There are loads more bad things but I don't really wanna write them down lol. Mainly me embarrassing myself etc. I had a lot of trouble trying to think of the good ones, which is why they're all a bit shit.my life
best:
my death
not that it matters, cus 'all rappers sound the same'. isn't that why we're a pet hate of yours??
GRRRR!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST-WHORE WHEN YOU CAME HERE!
anyone else find this ironicly funny?
I do!
whit the fuck r u on?:chin:
- Parent's evening at my littl'uns school - she's a genius ya know
- Morillo at Baltic Square in Gateshead
- Leaving my inbred weirdy work place
- Trip to Alton Towers with boyfriend and baby
- Having my bra stapled to Steve-o :hyper:
The worst
- My best mate and her boyfriend splitting up
- Not being able to go to Munich because the littl'un got chicken pox and couldn't fly :rolleyes:
- Weird stomach infection which wouldn't go away
Tsk haven't had much bad happen at all....woop!
1. Seeing Matchbox Twenty at Manchester apollo and meeting them afterwards.
2. Salford City Reds being promoted to Super League.
3. Meeting the two bestest friends at uni.
4. Band nights at uni.
5. Pheonix Nights 2 on DVD
WORST
1. My Grandad being ill and not being able to get over it mentally.
2. Finding out my boyfriend was cheating on me.
3. Realising I've reached my overdraft limit and having no money over christmas.
4. Working at Argos.
:)My summer fling.
Think thats about it...
To be fair it was a birthday present from my mum, I didn't particularly want to go but she spent £77 on these tickets on eBay so I figured I might as well, and I like Eminem, just not the rest CAUSE THEY ALL SOUND LIKE HIM!
Ok I didn't quite put that right. I like him, but everyone who is coming out now sounds relatively like him and exactly the same as each other.
you really don't know what on earth your on about, i would recommend you sssh before you embaress yourself.
i really hope the spam doctor is laughing too
I wasnt gonna say it and carry it on.......:p
* Meeting the person that makes me the happiest in the world
* Getting over moe
* Finding out that Sophie (best mate) would always be there and that i could trust her unconditionally
* Going away three times and each time being better than the other
* Learning a lot about myself
Worst:
* Depression
* Fighting with family getting progressively worse
* Finding out one of my ex-best mates wasn't what i thought she was
* The irc picture thing
* Getting shitty AS grades
- Getting into a college course I love
- Having a baby nephew
- Getting Driving Lessons
- Having my Mum realise I am a sexually active lass
- Realising Who I am, and how I react to things
WORST :
- Being stuck in shitey TJ Hughes
- Sleeping with my friend and ruining the friendship
- Letting go of what could have been a good relationship
- Having unprotected sex and punishing myself
- Being on the depo-provera injection