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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Should I be worried that the more I read of this thread, the more I felt my brain turn to mush?

    Didn't think so either.
    OI! i'm swimming round a fucking glass bowl with a yellow supposository up my arse at the moment if you don't mind!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    OI! i'm swimming round a fucking glass bowl with a yellow supposository up my arse at the moment if you don't mind!

    I feel your pain. Must be hard living in Wales.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread has made me giggle all the way through! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok new story...

    One rainy day in december I...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I caught Rosie and Jim talking...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Rosie', exclaimed Jim, 'Can you help me with my DIY colostomy kit'.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'But Jim' breathed Rosie 'You don't need a kit to get close to me...'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You need a ladder you short arsed git :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But then the look out duck quacked danger..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Run its the three little pigs' he quacked as blue flashing lights lit up the yellow brick road....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BlackArab
    'Run its the three little pigs' he quacked as blue flashing lights lit up the yellow brick road....

    Before realising he couldn't communicate with others, so he went on a mad drinking binge involving vodka, Jack Daniels, Sambuca and turpentine..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and woke up lying next to Jordan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who by the way, had been forced to have a breast reduction by a mad man named emmanual.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    emmanuel had secretly taken the excess and added them to his own chest to the surprise of his fighter pilot wife
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then the duck drank some more turpentine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and lit a cigar
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Causeing him to blow up into little bits all over mr rolls nice new rug
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey whoa! this story is off the rails.
    theres a good chance that this digital story is being monitered on realit tv on one of saturns moons.
    at least lets see if we can make them smile ...

    hellooo saturnmoonians! mr roll here ...i'm mad enough, send me!
    i might well now be pop idol somewhere out there ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally Posted by Zella

    Causeing him to blow up into little bits all over mr rolls nice new rug

    Mr Roll then unconvieniently (sp) walked into the explosion
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But because he was now a mormon and had never used drugs he thought he was having a nervous breakdown and called the AA for home recovery help and assistance
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Before sticking his dick in the mashed potato.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Before sticking his dick in the mashed potato.

    Rise & Shine done that.

    Sorry, go on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After sticking his dick into the mashed potato, he then stuck his dick into a warm apple pie, before shoveing it up the arse of the nearest mammal, which happened to be...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Rise & Shine done that.

    Sorry, go on.

    Something you're not telling me about Bri? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like it could be an interesting story... please tell bri?or someone poke R&S and get him to tell...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which happened to be a penguin
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