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Story anyone?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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This is the Saturday Night Story Thread.

I type one sentence, the next person posts the next sentence etc.

Once upon a time in Myanus...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Story anyone?
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    This is the Saturday Night Story Thread.

    I type one sentence, the next person posts the next sentence etc.

    Once upon a time in Myanus...
    died and left me a small fortune ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    *giggles alot*

    so I bought myself a yellow...
    supposotrie in memeory of my anus.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then the kangaroo said to me...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lisa simpson's saxophone
    Then the kangaroo said to me...
    i got piles off my anus ...how about you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i got piles off my anus ...how about you?

    So I said "So did I, but I got a special cream for it which..."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    So I said "So did I, but I got a special cream for it which..."
    when mixed with petrol made a perfectly good smoke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    when mixed with petrol made a perfectly good smoke.

    So me n my mate Skipinder the punjab kangaroo sat and got stoned off the 'Farmer Giles' cream mixed with petrol that when mixed with petrol makes a very good smoke until...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RNT
    then everyone fell off a cliff

    the end

    NO NO NO NO NO! Its only ten to eight!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    NO NO NO NO NO! Its only ten to eight!
    Said the speaking clock
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and Mary Poppins replied...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a spoonful of sugar
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    a spoonful of sugar

    Will make you too sweet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    Will make you too sweet
    and mrs poppins looked at mr roll and said ...'oh dear ...it's going to take a lot more than a spoonful of sugar to make you sweet ya big ugly bastard' ...but even for people like mr roll ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    and mrs poppins looked at mr roll and said ...'oh dear ...it's going to take a lot more than a spoonful of sugar to make you sweet ya big ugly bastard' ...but even for people like mr roll ...

    Dreams can come true. So Mary Poppins hit Mr Roll with her talking brolly and Mr Roll turned into Orlando Bloom...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    Dreams can come true. So Mary Poppins hit Mr Roll with her talking brolly and Mr Roll turned into Orlando Bloom...

    . . . and Orlando turned to Mary Poppins and said 'what have you done to me you stupid cow!?'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*l'il miss socks*x*
    . . . and Orlando turned to Mary Poppins and said 'what have you done to me you stupid cow!?'

    What I should have done a long bloody time ago and then she twatted him again :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    What I should have done a long bloody time ago and then she twatted him again :eek2:

    But this time, he turned into...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    But this time, he turned into...

    a fish . . . who flapped around on the floor until . . .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    the dog ran away with it in his mouth

    and took him to the chip shop to see if he could flog it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    and took him to the chip shop to see if he could flog it

    The chip shop people said 'we don't fry goldfish, go and find it a pond or something'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*l'il miss socks*x*
    The chip shop people said 'we don't fry goldfish, go and find it a pond or something'

    but there are frogs in ponds and they might eat me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    but there are frogs in ponds and they might eat me

    that's a chance we are willing to take, unless you can find Mary Poppins again to change you back to Mr Roll
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    Dreams can come true. So Mary Poppins hit Mr Roll with her talking brolly and Mr Roll turned into Orlando Bloom...
    scuse my ignorance but who is orlando boom?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    scuse my ignorance but who is orlando boom?

    He's an actor dear. He's in LOTR and Pirates Of The Carribean.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*l'il miss socks*x*
    that's a chance we are willing to take, unless you can find Mary Poppins again to change you back to Mr Roll

    And with that, Mary Poppins jumped out of her Orange Audi TT and hit him with her Brolly again. This time, he turned into Mr Roll again. But there was something different about him...

    He had a job as a Mormon, had never heard of drugs and he was sober...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then they all died.

    The End.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    And with that, Mary Poppins jumped out of her Orange Audi TT and hit him with her Brolly again. This time, he turned into Mr Roll again. But there was something different about him...

    He had a job as a Mormon, had never heard of drugs and he was sober...
    oh how glad i am this is only a fairy tale ...where were we?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    oh how glad i am this is only a fairy tale ...where were we?

    You had been changed into a fish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    You had been changed into a fish.
    as i swam round my boring bowl, with a yellow supporsitory up my arse ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Should I be worried that the more I read of this thread, the more I felt my brain turn to mush?

    Didn't think so either.
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