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"so what about you, captain stretch? if you have a contest with other people to see who has the bigger penis, do you stretch yours out? do you stretch your penis, mister stretch?"
i imagined i was a news reporter interviewing super heroes at a crime scene.
dear god, she never let me live it down.
"Take the 'one' from there and put it there, they're in the wrong order."
No idea what I was talking about, but it made sense at the time.
The WORST thing ever is when you are soooo comfy in bed. About to fall aleep. Then it dawns on you, you need a piss. You need too bad to just go to sleep anyway. You HAVE to get up. So you do. You piss. You get back into bed. And there is no way, on this earth, you can find the comfy spot you were in, ever ever again. Not possible.
hahaha thats always a bitch! i always have some urgent thing to do as soon as im about to sleep. and then once i do it im completely awake.
insomia is bittersweet.
but im gunna pass out before i get a chance to finish this, especially while studying
ive been smoking copious amounts of weed and now want to crawl to my lovely soft pillows get in naked and just sink in
however its my best mates birthday tomorrow ( ie stroke of midnight tonight in 24 mins), and i promised id text her at midnight...
i dont think i can hold out that long...
I am officially going to turn into a hermit next week for my own good.