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Corny christmas cracker jokes
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Q - What do snowmen eat for breakfast??
A - Snowflakes!
Q - What do snowmen eat for breakfast??
A - Snowflakes!
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Why did the baker get an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg.
snow-BALLS
You're too young to be engaged.
A: They use their wing mirrors.
I cannot see how that can possibly be called a joke, but hey it was in a cracker so what do you expect. And i did get a great toy car in mine so i dont mind
Man that actually made me giggle!
I've already posted this is another thread but I'm fucked and it was so corny I'll post it here for those who didn't read it.
Q.What did the dirt say when it started to rain?
A.I'm going to become mud
I can't remember the other one's.
A stick
because he´s a ho ho ho...
He got fired
Where do mermaids go to watch movies?
The dive-in.
I got that one
Q. What swings from cake to cake beating it's chest?
A. Tarzipan
An elephant with diarrhea