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Queue jumpers
unpolite people especially when you go out of your way to do something for them
Waiting in the cold for a bus that turns up late
My dad expecting me to do things in the blink of an eye (eg.to turn the TV down I need to reach over for my remote control and turn it down, he tells me then tells me off for not turning it down within a matter of seconds grr.)
People who worship Kurt Cobain and "do something" for his birthday, the anniversary of they day he died etc
Desperate guys who think getting a girlfriend is automatically turn their life around.
People in the office who think singing out loud first thing in the morning makes them look wacky and interesting
People who are genuinely up thesemlves and think they're the absolute bomb, then always make a point of saying "Oooh, but I'm not arrogant me"
People who have opinions on absolutely everything and think the more they repeat themselves the more right they think they are about it
People in their mid twenties and beyond who still dress like skaters/emos/goths/moshers
I could seriously go on all night,
You can't have talked to many literate people then...
Rudeness. Manners cost nothing folks.
Judgemental people.
Many more things.
same here! my mum is in the TA and sometimes when she comes back from a weekend away she'll be like 'ooh i was talking to this young doctor over the weekend. he's single..'.
Gah. Calm now.
Should marry a doctor. Lots of money. :cool:
that's what i thought.
but he was a bit older and said he didn't want to date a student because they'd be still into going out whereas he had to stop in and read books. no ta.
Oh thanks. :chin:
Sounds good to me! You go out on the lash, come home and vomit all over his books and he'll be fresh enough in the morning to bring you a bacon butty and a brew in bed
and...
People who say "ect". It's not ect, it's etc.
People who don't know which button is the apostrophe button. It's ' not ` in case anyone was wondering.
People getting in my way.
And Buses that dont stop when youre waiting there and just drive straight past even if youve signalled for them because theyre lazy fucking cunts. They should be on fucking piece work.
so are many of the things in this thread.
- people who open their crisp bags at the wrong end and eat them upside down.
- people who, when you tell them about someone you irrationally hate (e.g. Robbie Williams or James Nesbitt), try to convert you to liking them.
- people who move my chair while I am sitting on it.
- people who describe themselves as 'random'.
- people who, when you are looking at something in a shop, say things like 'urgh no, that top's really UGLY!' well within earshot. So is YOUR FACE, but no one is rude enough to shout it right next you.
- people brushing their hair in public. Especially on buses.
- loud teenagers on buses.
- buses.
Please add quirky and zany to this list, along with all other alternatives.
People who see you talking to their boyfriend and feel the need to practically cock their legs and piss all over him to mark him as theirs.
People who inform you of gross things about your food as you eat it. No, I didn't know my food was made out of a pig's arsehole. I do now, the only difference it has made to me is that I now think YOU are a pig's arsehole. My food tastes fab thanks :thumb:
Besides, this thread is supposed to be petty
People who don't know how to use apostrophes.
People who leave voicemail for me at work and don't leave a telephone number and/or name. How am I supposed to call you back, brainiac?
People who say "I could care less". That isn't a put-down, moron.
Russell Brand. What is the point of that gurning cocksucker?
Estate agents and financial advisors. All of them, for reasons too many to mention.
Hotels and restaurants that think one soggy crosissant and a fromage frais is a "continental breakfast". Also, hotels and restaurants that try and pretend that they're fancy by calling gravy a "jus" and by calling a square of burnt but undercooked stewing steak a "medallion".
On a similar note, food critics, but especially the bell-end that writes for Metro up here.
I can't do that on my MP3 player
Ask for some for xmas.
People who cancel plans because they "can't be arsed", especially when you've arranged yourself so you were free.
People who happily admit they slut it, then moan at feeling used and cheap.
People who are anything but Irish who ask what you're doing for St Patricks Day.
People who analyse and reminisce about the time a girl said hi or brushed past them, like it means anything other than saying hi or brushing past them.
People who miss the point of Christmas.
People who get all arsey when non English people don't support England at the World Cup.
People who deny they watch Reality TV
People in the office who sit staring at you all day