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Santa Claus will be privatised and all his factories will be moved to the far east.
Sneezing in public places will be banned because of the health risk.
Ben Thatcher will be knighted for services to the sports injury field of the medical profession.
Tim Henman will win Wimbledon.
There'll be a streaker on the red carpet of the Oscars.
Hmm.
1. I will get a 2:1
2. I will get a job
3. My sex life will return from a state of suspended animation
4. I will move to London
5. I will spend more than £1k (which I don't have) on a guitar.
6. I will hopefully go to Russia in the summer
7. We will draw the Ashes.
8. Southampton will win the Championship and will not sell Chris Bale
9. Loads of violence in the Middle East
10. Brown will become interim PM only for Davey Cameron to trounce him in the next general election
11. The S*n will continue to incite racial hatred
12. Some new and crappier musical craze will come out and along with it, an equally crappy associated fashion
13. I will go to the gym more.
14. The BBC will continue to take over the world
15. I may get a haircut
Craig will wear what I want him to
Sunderland will be back in the Premiership
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty will meet their maker in some lame Sid & Nancy-lite way
I will leave my shitty job
I will probably temp for too long OR get a really decent job I love.
I will get my professional letters after my name.
I want to get at least one tatto and a couple more peircings
I want to have a relationship with a normal-ish guy. With a lot of sex.
other than that I will be the same crap as always.
i hope!