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Mr Hiroku...
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
oh my... I have stole this link from b3ta,but there's a Japanese guy on some other forums doing his best to be understood, and to learn more english, with hilarious consequences... Some of his jokes are priceless:
"Horrible Mr Hiroku Porno watching in TV. Also also his Mr Tanaka friend watching.
Mr Hiroku makes his hand time on the handle! His hand is vibration!!
Mr Tanaka say “You vibrate hand?? WHY!?!”
Mr Hiroku say “Did not because sofa growing!!!” ""
Stupid Mr Hiroku makes it carnal time on internet.
He connect with the favourite inernet site for the manhood.
But, his internet box is too much slow for download on the required frustrate!
He ring inernet Help Line. he say "Faster! More porn is my need!"
Help line say. "We have your monstrous line?!!"
Mr Hiroku say. "Not my line!! I want your line!!!"
linky
"Horrible Mr Hiroku Porno watching in TV. Also also his Mr Tanaka friend watching.
Mr Hiroku makes his hand time on the handle! His hand is vibration!!
Mr Tanaka say “You vibrate hand?? WHY!?!”
Mr Hiroku say “Did not because sofa growing!!!” ""
Stupid Mr Hiroku makes it carnal time on internet.
He connect with the favourite inernet site for the manhood.
But, his internet box is too much slow for download on the required frustrate!
He ring inernet Help Line. he say "Faster! More porn is my need!"
Help line say. "We have your monstrous line?!!"
Mr Hiroku say. "Not my line!! I want your line!!!"
linky
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