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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chickenbiotchjerko wrote:
    I stopped. I don't agree with it now.

    why on earth not?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scary Monster wrote:
    Ended up in hospital when I was at uni, was discharged and stayed in a twin guest room in college with my mum untill I was fit enough to travel home. In the mean time she packed up the entire contents of my room. As I went to hospital as an emergency admission I had no idea when I left my room that I wouldn't go back to it! :blush::blush::blush:

    :eek2: you poor thing!
    that happened to my flatmate at uni - she ended up in hospital at the end of the year so her parents had to come take all her stuff home for her. so me and my other flatmate went in there first and hunted out all the condoms/alcohol/conctraceptive pills etc etc first so her mum wouldnt find them :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote:
    i'm too scared to get a toy cause i just know someone will find it
    Lol when I first moved into my old house, I was sleeping on my mattress for the first few nights, til I built my bed. I usually leave my rabbit in my bed (under sheets, on mattress)....I got home from work one day and my mum and housemate were in the lving room, they looked at me with a grin and said "we've put your bed together for you!" i was like "erm...oh thanks" went to my room and I found my rabbit, in a bag down the side of my drawers :blush:

    Lol one morning not long after I got up saying I was really tired even after an early night, my housemate said "should go to sleep when you go to bed then" and winked!

    I tol my mate Kel about it all...stupide me as once there was a load of us in the living room, including mum and housemate. We were talking about embarrassing things that had happened and Kel said "haha remember when your mum and housemate found your vibrator!!!""
    Grrrr she just happened to forget it had never been acknowledged!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People afraid of buying toys incase someone finds them? :eek2:

    Do what every male here probaly does, and buy a safe? :cool:
    http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Search?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&searchTerms=7015359

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    I do it. A lot. I never used to, but meh. Yeh, I orgasm, takes anywhere between 2 minutes (on a good day) and half an hour (on a really bad day, makes my hand cramp up and shiz ;(). As for what I think about, that's a secret ;o.

    McNuggets
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    McNuggets
    The fuck? :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe he thinks you think about mcnuggets?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then he's a bit weird tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    meh, what are you gonna do?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    i suppose you needed a tablet to be able to say that? ;)

    i got it from the start

    :lol: nice one
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    cucumber.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    cucumber.jpg

    :lol: Very good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What, you're a big green cucumber?:nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Perhaps you need a stray jacket.
    What's a stray jacket?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    puss-in-boots wrote:
    What's a stray jacket?
    Its slightly more wild than a feral jacket
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