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What do you do after sex?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
As soon as it's over, what do you do? I always wanna run to the bathroom and wash so I don't spill over the covers and stuff, but some people lay there and hug... Don't you worry about the mess? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We use condoms so there is no mess. I'd take a condom any day over doing laundry :razz:

    It ends, he goes to the garbage, I go to the bathroom, we go to our respective sides of the beds and fall asleep. We're a very romantic couple. :p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote:
    It ends, he goes to the garbage, I go to the bathroom, we go to our respective sides of the beds and fall asleep. We're a very romantic couple. :p

    That sounds about right here too :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha we just used to make a mess. we tried to catch some of it with a tissue but it didn't always work.

    funny how we always used to end up having sex on my side of the bed..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smile, cuddle, talk, maybe get up to go for a wee, then come back.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go home.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put the money on the bedside table and get dressed :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Go home.

    uck i idolise that attitude. it's sickening and brilliant at the same time.something keeps me till morning. never worth hanging around tho. might get visitors in the morning or have to explain away misrepresentations made to woo her.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    smile, cuddle, talk, maybe get up to go for a wee, then come back.

    ...and have sex :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lay down, have a drink, watch the telly, talk, cuddle when we've cooled down a bit, then either go to the toilet or just find a tissue, i'm not too bothered about a messy bed, sheets can be washed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Start again...!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell them to make themselves useful and make me a cup of tea :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Our post-sex ritual mostly involves reaching for some tissues, going for a wee, having a kiss and a cuddle and either getting up and going back to our daytime routine, or going to sleep, depending on the time of day :)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Give her the Flirt Divert and leg it. :)
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go before her husband comes home.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wipe and clean myself up with their curtains ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makoto wrote:
    Go before her husband comes home.

    haha

    normally just lay there, he'll prob go put the condom in the bin and ill sort my hair out and then just cuddle and talk, then maybe do it again!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cuddle for a bit, a few cheeky kisses.

    then usually we have a shower together which is where it all starts uo again
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lay there for a bit, cuddle, stupid pillow talk, go to the toilet , lay there and eventually fall asleep. we're really lazy we just put the condom in a glass or something by the bed!:razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to dash to the loo and have a wee then come back and natter.

    But if you use condoms then it's BRILLIANT. He does all the dashing to the loo and that, mwaha.

    Last weekend he dashed to the loo and brought me back a cup of tea then we stuck on a Sigur Ros CD and smooched some then nattered lots and KO'd.

    BEST weekend evar.

    Mwaha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cuddle then sleep
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spark up a ciggy!
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    we have a nice snuggle and then one of us falls asleep (usually me) and thats that then!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    meditate, trying to reach the 'Om'.

    If I have a physical peak and then reach a spiritual peak as well, I become god... So did my fortune cookie say.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wash my hands
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow alot of people cuddle after.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wipe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit on her face.

    Depends really, go for more sex usually, sometimes I get tired and just lie there, sort of a pre-emptive hint to the girl, i.e. I've had my fun now fuck off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cuddle/sleep/talk/have a wee

    usually one of those
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Wow alot of people cuddle after.
    Is that really such a surprise?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    Is that really such a surprise?
    Well for me it is.

    I supose if your in a realationship its normal, other than that its wam bam thank you mam. :razz:
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