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its a bum rap. I was stitched up!!!
I did.. never mind, maybe I am just too much of a good girl to be arrested :angel:
I couldn't contain myself!
Brittany's electrocution and panicked over spending the night in jail. (Don't drop that soap)
selling himself on the streets of St Kilda and Charlie has fallen into a bottle of Southern Comfort. (More than likely)
shoplifting and brought down to the local jail for booking. There was only a female prison guard on duty so she was in charge of.... (no NO not the rubber gloves Maam)
beating the shit out of Justin from Nsync (Hurrah)
being under the influence of a controlled. substance at 100 Fairgrounds (well 10 out of 10 for persistence)
here the first few
"Jonathan was arrested for providing classified information to Israel."
"After learning that Jonathan was arrested for assaulting yet another girl, she can finally wake up to the shining sun, no longer the darkness"
"Jonathan, was arrested for DUI and possession of alcohol by a minor just under a year ago!"
boo yah
hehe!
"Matt was arrested for drywalling his basement without a permit"
"matt was arrested for fondleing and messing with a police officer. the officer thankfully broke both of his arms..."
and the one I would have liked to see.
"Matt was arrested for stabbing a passer by with a sharpened screwdriver"
Cat was arrested for eating Roger Rabbit today. When charged, he claimed, "hey, I am so clean, even my shit doesn't smell."
Cat was "arrested" for loitering at the local Little League baseball park about half-a-mile from where I live
Cat was arrested for the murder of an Archbishop, she and the Doctor were taken to Rome (in fact a space station) to be tried by the Pope
Hehehe
Something that made me laugh was the link at the side...
These people need to be told, i feel my time inside was worth it as I have now spread the world of condoms! woooo!
Lucy was arrested for watching the act and sent to juvenile hall. Lucy had sex with the female inmates. She especially liked to suck their cunts when they were in their bloody period. She was released from jail when she finished her sentence. The women hated to see he go. Lucy was smarter now. ...
"In 1998 George was arrested for lewd conduct after propositioning a male undercover police officer at a public toilets in Los Angeles."
"George was arrested for Possession of. Cocaine."
"n 1977, George was arrested for the murder of six-year-old Tony Canzoneri."
"George was arrested for his alleged involvement in a marijuana smuggling operation."
"George was arrested for opposing revolutionary excesses."
"In 1938, while on his honeymoon in Austria with his wife Marianne, George was arrested for being a Jew."
"Her cousin George was arrested for committing 57 burglaries in a four-month crime spree."
Shelly wasn't arrested for anything as it didn't find anything.:angel:
Gah, beat me to it.
David was arrested for obscenity after an excited fan broke through the police lines in front of the stage and kissed him on the cheek.