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Im drunk how are you?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Hi ... eating some smarties cookies how are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    You're clearly not drunk enough, because you spelt every single word correctly. I'm disappointed tbh.

    I have to agree. You;re trying too hard.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im not THAT drunk!?!?! jeepers .. friendly drunk .. not spazed out drunk!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im still on antibiotics

    so therefore as sober as a judge
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    so therefore as sober as a judge

    Same here, because I don't get paid until Friday. Boo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahh but how do you know judges are sober... that is the question!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Hi ... eating some smarties cookies how are you?

    I am just a tad tipsy. A good friend returned from holiday camp. We had a good laugh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sober as I don't really drink these days. Last time I was drunk was that night I came on here a bit pissed in June.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I am just a tad tipsy. A good friend returned from holiday camp. We had a good laugh.

    Holiday camp as in band camp and she showed you a good time?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im bored and lonely, and have been alcohol free for over 2 weeks!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    im bored and lonely, and have been alcohol free for over 2 weeks!

    I'll keep yout company :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    I'll keep yout company :flirt:
    yay!
    nottingham is quite near lincoln :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im free tommorrow :) ... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Im free tommorrow :) ... :p

    im free every day till i find a job :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    im free every day till i find a job :crying:

    I have no job also .. so we can be bums together on the streets of nottingham :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    I have no job also .. so we can be bums together on the streets of nottingham :D
    lincoln is a prettier place to be a bum on the street :razz:
    i think you would scare me, constantly having a sandwich attached to your face and all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha .. lincoln smincoln ... in nottingham you will get shot! Waht an offer that is!

    Also you know what i look like :p .. im no samuel l jackson ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Ha .. lincoln smincoln ... in nottingham you will get shot! Waht an offer that is!

    Also you know what i look like :p .. im no samuel l jackson ...

    i cant remember what you look like. im probably bored enough to trawl through the picture thread.

    i want to be drunk.

    Note to self: get a job to earn money to buy alcohol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Holiday camp as in band camp and she showed you a good time?

    that's the thing I hate in english. you can't say if a "friend" is male or female... in german you have to different word for female friends and male friends.

    anyhoo... I wasn't with him on that camp, and it wasn't a band camp either :D and we did not talk about that camp a lot either ^^ so it was just us joking around... :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would go to bed ... but thats boooring so i will stay here ...

    ps lincoln sucks donkey balls
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    I would go to bed ... but thats boooring so i will stay here ...

    ps lincoln sucks donkey balls

    nah it doesnt! it has playzone :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We have .... guns!

    And we used to have xylophone man :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    We have .... guns!

    And we used to have xylophone man :D

    well, well.....we have men who pretend to play trumpets in the street but its actually a tape recording.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See lincoln sucks!! Nottingham is the place to be! Better better better!! Kiss your arse anyday! And yes that makes no sense at all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    See lincoln sucks!! Nottingham is the place to be! Better better better!! Kiss your arse anyday! And yes that makes no sense at all!

    you want to kiss my arse any day ?

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If its anice arse why not eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    If its anice arse why not eh?

    hey it might be a horrible arse ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well how am i to know eh? I say its a wonder arse .. but i just dont know .. only one way to prove it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im still recovering from the weekend :yuck:

    Im never drinking again :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Netty wrote:
    Im still recovering from the weekend :yuck:

    Im never drinking again :no:

    You will young one .. the calling of the alcohol will get you in a few days. Just you wait and see :D
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