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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you must all bow down to me :p

    i did put in full name but obviously took it out for privacy sake
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goal scoring superstar hero.

    I can live with that ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A church minister? At least it's pious.

    ETA: My first name'll be an internet hacker.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,677 Skive's The Limit
    quarfly wrote:
    My first name'll be an internet hacker.
    I imagine what will happen if it hacks into the FBI or something...

    -Sir, we've traced down the hacker.
    -Good! Now go arrest him!
    -I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
    -What? How come?
    -He's not human, sir.
    -What is he then?
    -It's a first name sir.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Realistically I haven't decided yet.

    My ideal job would be a gigolo, because you get paid for enjoying yourself.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With my TheSite username: Superhero
    With my first name: Second-hand car salesperson
    With my (proper) first name: Second-hand car salesperson
    With my full name: Headteacher.

    I don't find that amusing, why am I so into second hand cars?

    ETA: If I put my surname as well I'm a Porn Star. My prospects just keep getting better.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wicked witch of the west!!
  • **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,233 Supreme Poster
    rachie004 wrote:
    apparently I don't have the appropriate programme to open it up - someone do mine for me :flirt:

    I entered rachie004 for you - it said: in a land far, far away :)
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,677 Skive's The Limit
    rachie004 wrote:
    apparently I don't have the appropriate programme to open it up - someone do mine for me :flirt:
    Something like OpenOffice.org or microsoft Excel would do it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With my first name: Mad Scientist
    With my full name: Rear end of panto Cow

    I prefer the first one...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    I imagine what will happen if it hacks into the FBI or something...

    -Sir, we've traced down the hacker.
    -Good! Now go arrest him!
    -I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
    -What? How come?
    -He's not human, sir.
    -What is he then?
    -It's a first name sir.

    :lol: ! Almost made me spit out my powerade, hehe. :thumb:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,677 Skive's The Limit
    quarfly wrote:
    :lol: ! Almost made me spit out my powerade, hehe. :thumb:
    One is glad to be of service. :D
  • Saeed MSaeed M Posts: 270 The Mix Regular
    I get

    Circus Freak (Full Name)
    Prostitute (First name - Last name)
    Gigolo (Middle name - Last name)
    and Porn Star (Forum name)

    Not the best choices in the world really.

    But, with my usual internet name I get...

    Internet Hacker (phew)

    That's what I'm sticking with.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Firefly-86 wrote:
    With my first name: Mad Scientist
    With my full name: Rear end of panto Cow

    I prefer the first one...

    No wayyy I'd rather be the rear end of a panto cow. Just think, you don't even have to make sure you look good for work - no ones gonna see you!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well being a Mad Scientist you get to play with lots of cool machines that click and whir and bubble. The rear end of a panto cow is hot and your permanently walking around bent over at the waist.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes but the machines would explode with me using them. And panto cow can't be THAT hard work. I walk around doubled up cleaning ridiculously placed windowsills at work anyway :D
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