Passing Gas

Former Member

Silent but deadlies are the best.

I'm quite a shy farter really, but when I'm at home alone I'll guff along with the best.

Having IBS means I have to clench a lot:(

Former Member

When I was 13/14... and 15... actually, being it the same team, I got the award till I quit, at the end of the soccer (football) season, they gave me the silent but deadly award. I never spoke to anybody ever, but when a game came about, I'd kick the shit out of people (secretly, cuz I never got so much as a yellow card in my life).

My dad laughed for about a week straight at my award.

Former Member

i never had a problem with my ex bf burping in front of me. i occasionally use to do a few. not out of the other end though.

what i cannot stand is girls who do really manly burps. it's vile.

Former Member

nihilisticmadman wrote:

Are you a proud farter or a shy one?

Proud. Gotta let it out otherwise it'll kill ya....

Former Member

nihilisticmadman wrote:

Nope, it's true, they are the worse, you don't know when they are coming...

That would explain why the dog smells so bad when he farts...:yuck:

what i cannot stand is girls who do really manly burps. it's vile.

My sister does them. I always do quiet burps; hers and my dad's are always loud. (And I always get the blame for them)

Former Member

At home I just let rip.

If I'm at work I get up under the pretence of getting a drink and roam the office 'crop dusting'.

Not been caught yet

Indrid Cold

what i cannot stand is girls who do really manly burps. it's vile.

My sister does that too, but she's excused, being 2.5 months old.