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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    ^_^ wrote:
    Mmh, so I basikly tork normal. I shawten normal wurds like because into cause, but who doesn't.

    Mmh, this isn't wurkin.

    That made you sound like that through the keyhole twat man who I forget.

    YEE HAW. AH TAWLK LAKE A REDNECK AHS DO. LAKE I DUN' SAY SHIT, I SAY SHEE-IT! AND TALK LAAWD AND ODLY.

    It is too hard to do. Fuck it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah tend tah realee prounce mah eh-s a lot cause ahm from Ahburdeen ya know what am sayhin? Ohnly when ahm nae at home, in which case...

    Or fin am at hame en I dinna reely buther affa muckle an I jist spik in the wai ive eye spikken a ma life afore a mooved awa ta Dundee fan I wiz siventeen, ya ken?

    Can't beat pure fucking Doric I tell thee :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i will not get the fourteen buzz cuz it goes all round the bollocking reikin to be fair, yer plank. my names jaaaaane an i come from buuurmingham bab.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    That made you sound like that through the keyhole twat man who I forget.

    YEE HAW. AH TAWLK LAKE A REDNECK AHS DO. LAKE I DUN' SAY SHIT, I SAY SHEE-IT! AND TALK LAAWD AND ODLY.

    It is too hard to do. Fuck it.

    What? No. I say SHIT and TORK and HAS. THE H IS FIRST OKAY.

    So hush. >.<
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