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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Yeah, I hope she catches my best side. *turns head*
    Poser :p Go on then, which is your best side?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Would you really want me spying on you with a hidden camera? :chin: Thought not :p
    Not really. *covers modesty just in case*

    Get her a kite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wasn't asking you! I must work on my quoting...

    She's so tiny that if I get her a kite we might never see her again!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Would you really want me spying on you with a hidden camera? :chin: Thought not :p
    *thinks about it*
    Hm... no. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who?

    What?

    Where?

    How about a hula hoop?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can see it's been a long time since you were an eleven year old girl :lol:

    I think I'm going to get her one of these if they have any in York tomorrow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :d

    AAARRGH work smiley, dammit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arse.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    A folding chair, that might be pretty cool actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was trying to think of summery things. How about a frisbee?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Especially because it's flowery, girly and useful because us hardcore canoeists have to do a lot of camping. At £7.99 it's a BARGAIN and leaves £2 for some chocolate :D

    You can get her a frisbee if you like Kentish :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks, but I doubt I'll bother.

    Go with the chair option.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's because you want the frisbee for yourself isn't it. :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Frisbees are fun! I haven't played with one since I was 9.

    Good night now! :wave:
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