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The most stupid invention ever.......

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    collapsable clothes hangers that you unfold when you want to hang things up. Just don't get it :confused:

    What would be a really good invention is a robot that cooks, cleans, washes up, etc. etc.

    Should we invent one? Entries on a postcard to Blue Peter ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst invention ever'd have to be an ashtray for a motorbike....... I like the soluble bath towel though...... Be more fun when the jehovahs wittnesses knock on the door mid-shower......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst invention ever'd have to be an ashtray for a motorbike....... I like the soluble bath towel though...... Be more fun when the jehovahs wittnesses knock on the door mid-shower......

    Have you seen the amount of bikers that smoke??? Its ridiculous. It's scary when they're straddling their bikes and ash is falling onto the petrol tank! (not whilst riding, obviously)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What would be a really good invention is a robot that cooks, cleans, washes up, etc. etc.

    That would actually be shit, we'd just evolve into couch potato slobs if that happened.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anything by JML.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Anything by JML.
    :lol: :thumb: True that.

    I am going to go out on a limb and say... probably... the US Army.

    Who thought giving weapons to that load was a good idea? :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    :lol: :thumb: True that.

    I am going to go out on a limb and say... probably... the US Army.

    Who thought giving weapons to that load was a good idea? :rolleyes:

    But they look so sexy with their big guns :yum:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    my_name wrote:
    But they look so sexy with their big guns :yum:
    Yes, but they do cock about so.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Yes, but they do cock about so.


    I was hoping to see a penis in the picture :( I have no idea what your phrase means :(.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    my_name wrote:
    I was hoping to see a penis in the picture :( I have no idea what your phrase means :(.
    Cock about = mess about.

    Also see: Fuck about, toss about, and so forth.

    Still not as good as the guy who was in a portaloo in Iraq in his base... and some Iraqi RPG'ed it! It went flying... I mean, who says they don't have a sense of humour?

    Think the guy was OK though. Hope has was... if a bit messy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Now that sounds hilarous.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont know if this is what you were talking about... but a fine portaloo-example :)

    http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/iraq-toilet-p1.php

    (work safe, but turn the sound down because there is a fair amount of laughter)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol:
    Thanks for that!
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